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Hi guys! I'm relatively new to this board so nice to meet y'all :D This is going to be my second game posted here. For those who're interested, the first one is called "Am I he Only One Around Here Who (AITOOAHW) _____ ?". The thread is still pretty active, so check it out!

 

Now, let's work on our creativity for a little bit. The idea of this game is pretty simple: post a scenario and ask the next poster what would (a certain character) do under such circumstance.
Let's take a look at this quick example:

A: Someone cut you off on the highway and flipped you birds. What would Khaleesi do?
B: Burn that little shit to the ground. 
    Look! It's your childhood crush waiting for his latte at Starbucks. what would Sansa do?   
    

You get the idea. 

Note that the purpose of this game is to have a relax, friendly discussion. Criticizing others' opinions is not the objective of this game ;) Also, kindly stuck with those comments above and below you for a smooth flow of the thread (but if it's really funny/ impressive so much that you can't help but quote and congratulate them, be my guest). 

 

Ok, let's get started:

 

Having to go around the room telling people "fun facts" about yourself. What would Stannis do? 

 

 

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Grind his teeth and tell people he's their rightful king.

 

The waiter brought you a sundae, even though you ordered a banana split. What would Cersei do?

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Have the waiter, kitchen hand, and chef whipped for incompetence, skip out on the bill, then order an entire cheesecake to soothe her traumatized nerves from the restaurant next door.

A dog drops a "gift" in your front yard, the owner does not pick it up. What would Euron do?

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Nothing, the Iron Isles are filthy anyway, so it does not make any difference to him, he probably does not even notice (how would he, he only has one eye!).

You arrange a lovely date, spend an hour preparing and make sure you get to the place at the right time, you are nervously waiting ... and the other person does not show up and does not notify you in any way.

What would Loras Tyrell do?

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Pout. But Renly is a smooth talker, so Loras would forgive him pretty quickly.

You're on an airplane trying to sleep, but the kid behind you keeps kicking the back of your seat, and his parents do nothing about it. What would Littlefinger do ?

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Order a consolation cocktail with an umbrella at the bar and go home with someone else.

Smile at the parents and shove the kid out of the emergency exit closest to him that he finds in the front, the back and the middle on either side of the aircraft which may be behind him. 

 

it's dinner time and pooch is scratching the door. You realize you ran out of Royal Canine. 

What would Sansa do? 

 

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I also want to answer this one!

18 minutes ago, Joy Hill said:

You're on an airplane trying to sleep, but the kid behind you keeps kicking the back of your seat, and his parents do nothing about it. What would Littlefinger do ?

Bribe the sexiest flight attendant who might or might not be on his paycheck already to get the whole family moved into the economy class* and then bribe her some more to make her "forget" to bring them refreshments.

*It is Littlefinger. Obviously he is flying in the business class.

15 minutes ago, RhaeBee said:

it's dinner time and pooch is scratching the door. You realize you ran out of Royal Canine. 

What would Sansa do? 

Order the nearest servant to give Sweetrobin's dinner to the pooch instead of Sweetrobin. At least the dog will gratefully eat it, while Sweetrobin will just want to make the dinner "Fly!".

Your alarm clock wakes you up, you get up, still all tired, at stupid o'clock because you have somewhere important to be, and just when you have had time to properly awaken, you realise your roommate has reset the alarm clock to make you get up an hour and a half too early.

What would Dolorous Edd do?

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He'd sigh, but he wouldn't be surprised at all. 

Your family and friends are planning a surprise party for your birthday. They try to hide it from you, but you're not deceived. 

What would Gregor Clegane do?

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Threaten them to bring enough poppy milk for cocktails along with enough peasants for piñatas, if they want to see their next birthday. 

You are walking home alone after a late night and get cornered by an armed gang of juvenile criminals who demand your money. 

What would Ned Stark do? 

 

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Take out the first one, give the rest a nice paternal lecture about honor, pat them on the head, and finish his walk home (because the little brats are too dumbfounded to attack). 

 

Your usual hair stylist is out and you get stuck with Taffy. She totally messes up your hair. What would Margaery Tyrell do?

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Shrug it off, having a good laugh with her girls because she's the epitome of coolness. Then claimed Taffy her BFF with a big hug and even bigger smile on her face. But be careful, Taffy,,,,as they always say, keep your friends close...but enemy closer. 

 

Just finished washing your week's worth of clothes. What would Lady Stoneheart do? *wink**wink*

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Have her men convert the clothes into nooses, and find Freys to use them on.

 

You're traveling with your friend in a foreign country. You and your friend catch a cab, agree on a fare with the driver. However, when you arrive at your destination, the driver demands double the agreed price. He claims that the negociated price was the fare per person. 

 

What would Jaime do ?

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Pay the negotiated price (just once, not double), get out of the cab and walk away. 

It's 8.30 in the morning on a Saturday and your neighbor decides it's a good time for some renovation work with hammering and drilling and loud conversation with the handyman over the sound of hammering and drilling. 

What would Daenerys do? 

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Send her dragons and unsullied to deal with the problem. Tell them everyone involved who is 12 or older is to die. Such is the price of waking the dragon. Once everything is silent, go back to sleep.

 

Senpai finally noticed you and asked you out on a date next saturday. However, come saturday, you find yourself with a huge pimple on your chin.

What would Theon do ?

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Reek, it rhymes with Greek. He would spray Windex on it then forget about it.

Your little brother just took your phone and threw it in the bathtub. No protective case, and no money to replace said phone. What would Sansa do?

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Rip the head off of her little brother's doll in retaliation of course.

You just found out that your significant other has been unfaithful, what would Doran Martell do?

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Stick them with the pointy end, obviously.

(Though Arya would not even had taken pains to dress up really well for a party in the first place. ;) )

A very attractive, fun, clever, pleasant in all regards person who is incompatible with you because of the difference in the social status wants to screw social rules and seduce you and elope with you anyway. What would Mace Tyrell do?

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It hardly matters, the Queen of Thorns would never allow it.

You've discovered that one of your children has broken a valuable and irreplaceable family heirloom, but none will admit who is responsible. What would Daenerys Stormborn do?

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Since she cannot control her children, she would lock them up in the dark. Someone call CPS.

There has been an "accident" at school where your child comes home covered in paint, hair is glued together, and multiple holes are cut into the child's clothes. What would Tywin do?

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