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Answering Questions with Questions? V. 22 (who really knows?)

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What are the consequences? Does the guilty party have to consume 100 figs whilst rocksniffer talks avidly about wasp endosperm secretions?

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On 2017-6-22 at 9:04 PM, Dolorous Gabe said:

Does the guilty party have to consume 100 figs whilst rocksniffer talks avidly about wasp endosperm secretions?

Why does your proposed punishment sound like some erotic ritual? :leer: 

Is there more to the Club that we mere fig-eater's mortals are missing? 

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Are punishments not more fun if they can double up as mildly sadomasochistic erotica?

Is this not one of the founding principles of our sacred club so devoted to the common fig?

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if kids are reading about figs does that violate the first rule of fig club...

and if i smear fig all over my body am i really bathing in wasp sperm...or am i simply basting in the juice of life...

:smoking:

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Oh you old dog... aren't you a dirty boy? Should we flag this thread as mature with all this fig talking?

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47 minutes ago, Baltan said:

Oh you old dog... aren't you a dirty boy? Should we flag this thread as mature with all this fig talking?

In what way does fig discussion warrant a mature rating?

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Did you miss the memo that figging is the new dogging?

(Should this wikipedia link come with a mild warning?)

Edited by Dolorous Gabe
to say in response to Ramsay B. that I forgot dogging was only a British thing haha!

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Is anyone taking notes? Can we include some of these fine ideas to our next gathering?

But firstly, can we all make sure to clear up our agendas and inboxes so this kind of events don't go missing, again? 

ETA: Am I becoming a fig fanatic? Am I taking all this too far? Should I take a break from the Club?

Edited by Baltan

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Have I not been pushing the boundaries enough?

Can the gathering be in a place with good beer? Should we test what beers pair best with figs? Should we homebrew our own fig craft beer?

Have I asked too many questions?

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does the craft beer place allow figging and if so shouldn't we pair it with their ginger beer...

do some find it odd that all this figging has not been drawing ants to this club picnic...

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Will I be alive by the time the seventh book gets published? Should I care?

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