Count Balerion Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Emilia Cl... We need to get our minds out of the gutter. Not to mention she isn't really an ASOIAF character. Why can't everyone in Westetros just get along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Pineapple on pizza controversy What is missing in Kings Landing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 Human decency, basic sanitation, farms, Highgarden, Winterfell, runaways, dragons, Symon Silvertongue, direwolves, peace, his food, someone's wine, that Dornishman, that other Dornishman, 6 Tyrell men, Arya Stark, Tyrek Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, that bastard of King Robert's, the hand of the wight that Aliser Thorne brought from The Wall, half of Grand Maester Pycelle's poisons, Qyburn's conscience and humanity, Cersei's sanity, the Hound, the last tax collection, the tax collection before that, Aurane Waters, Cersei's dromunds, Cersei's hair, hot-mix asphalt pavement, 80% of Aerys' wildfire inventory, Widow's Wail, that turnkey from the Black Cells, Varys, that prostitute that @Count Balerion likes so much, and Robb Stark's head. What crops can you grow in the snow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Snow cones, piña coladas, and frozen spinach. If fAegon is the Mummer's Dragon because he is only pretending to be a Targ then is Jon Snow a Mummer's Bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 That mummer certainly got around. I only hope the mother isn't the prostitute I like so much. What's the difference between mo and zo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 That difference would be the qualities, valuations, and distinguishing characteristics gap between mo and zo. In an age before antibiotics and topical balms, how does one hire a prostitute that he likes without risk of catching the VD that is funny but also horrible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Procrastination Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Have you tried googleing it? What's wrong with putting pineapples on pizzas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Too many Ps. What's a snog of ice and fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Ever receive a trouser-friendly kiss from a woman who has deviously secreted an ice cube on her tongue? When will the oleanders bloom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 25, 2017 Author Share Posted September 25, 2017 You could ask the Gardener Kings, but they are all dead. What is a Lord Commander good for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 paperwork. How does a three eyed raven dry his toes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Let me google that for you. Is GRRM covering up a MURDER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 It would be hard to hide a murder of crows. How does Aegon plan on capturing Storm's End? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 He uses a flat map, chips, icons, and small representative statuary. Why does Emma Caulfield not return my emails? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 I am sure it has nothing to do with your overly suspicious-looking username. If a red comet is really important to the people of Westeros, how important would a solar eclipse be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 More important than a solar éclair, but not much. If Qartheen dresses leave one breast uncovered, do Qartheen pants for men display one scrotal lobe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 That would require a massive amount of tailoring. What would happen if a vampire was fighting the white walkers? Can they be turned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Only if they signal first. Why is Westeros so icky? Liek eeew gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 2, 2017 Author Share Posted October 2, 2017 There are arguments to be made for and against it. When did Sandor "The Hound" Clegane get his nickname? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Cinders Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 His name was given during the implied backstory. Aegon the unlikely was installed as ruler by what could be described as a parliamentary or even republican process and yet his reforms were designed to empower the common folk at the expense of the very same nobility that put him on the iron throne. Given that he was, in a very real sense, working against the establishment, do you think his hatching scheme was sabotaged and could it have succeeded if not for the saboteurs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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