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Have you ever thought of the word strawberries? The berries look and taste nothing like straw.

Which leader in Westeros is the most like Trump?

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If some people on this forum had their way, Stannis would be the celebrity spokesmannis for everything.

Why was there no longship for Theon to take at Seagard?

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Because it's an underdeveloped Third-World economy cruelly exploited by Braavosi capitalists.

How many gold dragons is the Iron Throne worth? I want to redecorate my apartment.

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Hmm. And I always thought the plural was the same as the singular "pokemon", like deer. Well I learned something new.

Would being a warg or skinchanger help while catching pokemons?

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I don't know much about Pokemon, so I don't even have to try that hard to be unhelpful! All I gotta do is act naturally! Yay!

Why are the Ghiscari so gross? Like eeeew.

 

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I will patch you through to our billing department for alternate payment plans.

*puts you on a waiting line that's nothing but Miley Cyrus singing a pop cover of 'The Rains of Castamere' for 14 hours straight*

How did baby Jon survive the journey back to Winterfell?

 

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Given the length between Dorne and Winterfell, he could probably walk the last leg.

Why aren't there more kids called Aegon around? Surely a few more people would want to honour the Dragon kings

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Ned used to hold themed dinners on Friday nights to boost the morale of Winterfell's staff. But he stopped after the Old Nan incident on Rocky Horror Night. "Your luck! He's lucky! We are all luuuuuuuucky!"

In the TV series why do the Tyrell's wear that washed-out teal/turquoise instead of proper green?

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