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Emilia Cl... We need to get our minds out of the gutter. Not to mention she isn't really an ASOIAF character.

Why can't everyone in Westetros just get along?

 

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Human decency, basic sanitation, farms, Highgarden, Winterfell, runaways, dragons, Symon Silvertongue, direwolves, peace, his food, someone's wine, that Dornishman, that other Dornishman, 6 Tyrell men, Arya Stark, Tyrek Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, that bastard of King Robert's, the hand of the wight that Aliser Thorne brought from The Wall, half of Grand Maester Pycelle's poisons, Qyburn's conscience and humanity, Cersei's sanity, the Hound, the last tax collection, the tax collection before that, Aurane Waters, Cersei's dromunds, Cersei's hair, hot-mix asphalt pavement, 80% of Aerys' wildfire inventory, Widow's Wail, that turnkey from the Black Cells, Varys, that prostitute that @Count Balerion likes so much, and Robb Stark's head.

 

What crops can you grow in the snow?

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Snow cones, piña coladas, and frozen spinach.

 

If fAegon is the Mummer's Dragon because he is only pretending to be a Targ then is Jon Snow a Mummer's Bastard?

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That difference would be the qualities, valuations, and distinguishing characteristics gap between mo and zo.

 

In an age before antibiotics and topical balms, how does one hire a prostitute that he likes without risk of catching the VD that is funny but also horrible?

 

 

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Ever receive a trouser-friendly kiss from a woman who has deviously secreted an ice cube on her tongue?

 

When will the oleanders bloom?

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I am sure it has nothing to do with your overly suspicious-looking username.

If a red comet is really important to the people of Westeros, how important would a solar eclipse be?

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More important than a solar éclair, but not much.

If Qartheen dresses leave one breast uncovered, do Qartheen pants for men display one scrotal lobe?

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His name was given during the implied backstory.

 

Aegon the unlikely was installed as ruler by what could be described as a parliamentary or even republican process and yet his reforms were designed to empower the common folk at the expense of the very same nobility that put him on the iron throne.  Given that he was, in a very real sense, working against the establishment, do you think his hatching scheme was sabotaged and could it have succeeded if not for the saboteurs?  

 

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