Count Balerion #321 Posted September 21, 2017 Emilia Cl... We need to get our minds out of the gutter. Not to mention she isn't really an ASOIAF character. Why can't everyone in Westetros just get along? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashara_Dayne #322 Posted September 22, 2017 Pineapple on pizza controversy What is missing in Kings Landing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #323 Posted September 22, 2017 Human decency, basic sanitation, farms, Highgarden, Winterfell, runaways, dragons, Symon Silvertongue, direwolves, peace, his food, someone's wine, that Dornishman, that other Dornishman, 6 Tyrell men, Arya Stark, Tyrek Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, that bastard of King Robert's, the hand of the wight that Aliser Thorne brought from The Wall, half of Grand Maester Pycelle's poisons, Qyburn's conscience and humanity, Cersei's sanity, the Hound, the last tax collection, the tax collection before that, Aurane Waters, Cersei's dromunds, Cersei's hair, hot-mix asphalt pavement, 80% of Aerys' wildfire inventory, Widow's Wail, that turnkey from the Black Cells, Varys, that prostitute that @Count Balerion likes so much, and Robb Stark's head. What crops can you grow in the snow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col Cinders #324 Posted September 23, 2017 Snow cones, piña coladas, and frozen spinach. If fAegon is the Mummer's Dragon because he is only pretending to be a Targ then is Jon Snow a Mummer's Bastard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #325 Posted September 23, 2017 That mummer certainly got around. I only hope the mother isn't the prostitute I like so much. What's the difference between mo and zo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col Cinders #326 Posted September 23, 2017 That difference would be the qualities, valuations, and distinguishing characteristics gap between mo and zo. In an age before antibiotics and topical balms, how does one hire a prostitute that he likes without risk of catching the VD that is funny but also horrible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen of Procrastination #327 Posted September 24, 2017 Have you tried googleing it? What's wrong with putting pineapples on pizzas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #328 Posted September 24, 2017 Too many Ps. What's a snog of ice and fire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col Cinders #329 Posted September 24, 2017 Ever receive a trouser-friendly kiss from a woman who has deviously secreted an ice cube on her tongue? When will the oleanders bloom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #330 Posted September 25, 2017 You could ask the Gardener Kings, but they are all dead. What is a Lord Commander good for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashara_Dayne #331 Posted September 26, 2017 paperwork. How does a three eyed raven dry his toes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #332 Posted September 28, 2017 Let me google that for you. Is GRRM covering up a MURDER? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howlin' Howland #333 Posted September 29, 2017 It would be hard to hide a murder of crows. How does Aegon plan on capturing Storm's End? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col Cinders #334 Posted September 29, 2017 He uses a flat map, chips, icons, and small representative statuary. Why does Emma Caulfield not return my emails? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #335 Posted September 29, 2017 I am sure it has nothing to do with your overly suspicious-looking username. If a red comet is really important to the people of Westeros, how important would a solar eclipse be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weeping Sore #336 Posted September 29, 2017 More important than a solar éclair, but not much. If Qartheen dresses leave one breast uncovered, do Qartheen pants for men display one scrotal lobe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashara_Dayne #337 Posted September 30, 2017 That would require a massive amount of tailoring. What would happen if a vampire was fighting the white walkers? Can they be turned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count Balerion #338 Posted September 30, 2017 Only if they signal first. Why is Westeros so icky? Liek eeew gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raisin' Bran #339 Posted October 2, 2017 There are arguments to be made for and against it. When did Sandor "The Hound" Clegane get his nickname? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col Cinders #340 Posted October 2, 2017 His name was given during the implied backstory. Aegon the unlikely was installed as ruler by what could be described as a parliamentary or even republican process and yet his reforms were designed to empower the common folk at the expense of the very same nobility that put him on the iron throne. Given that he was, in a very real sense, working against the establishment, do you think his hatching scheme was sabotaged and could it have succeeded if not for the saboteurs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites