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No one argues with the Mountain that rides.

What did the little girl do after Arya ripped open "Ser Soldier" and pulled out his stuffing?

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Objectiom! Calls for speculation on the part of the witness. Sustained.

I just had an awesome theory! Sansa and Raff the Sweetling are both called sweetling, so they must be the same person! Kind of a Jeckyll and Hyde thing. But are they a secret Targ?

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If they were secret, then we wouldn't know. QED.

If the wall is 700 feet tall, how tall is the ceiling?

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I did not realize the giants helped build that too.

 

How many black brothers died during the course of "A Dance with Dragons"?

On ‎11‎/‎16‎/‎2017 at 10:20 AM, Count Balerion said:

Objectiom! Calls for speculation on the part of the witness. Sustained.

Wow your honor, your definition of speculation and mine differ on a massive scale.

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Oh, the judge was probably bribed. Wait,  that doesn't really answer the question, does it? Well, he was also bribed to miscount the number of murdered black brothers.

That wasn't helpful, was it?

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The magic 8-ball answers that.

 

If the Lannisters' motto is "Hear Me Roar," what's their motto for the hard of hearing?

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[Waves hands and arms around, seemingly at random]

What individual personally killed the most men during the War of the Five Kings?

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The leading cause of death was fatal.

 

What are the Summer Isles called during the winter?

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It's impolite to judge people by their size.

 

How do ravens know which way to go?

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Dunno, but after our dances, we always used to hang out at Dairy Queen.

 

Do they have bank holidays in Planetos?

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