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[Queen of Procrastination]

Depends on which edition you use harcover, paperback, e-book...

What kind of Christmas traditions do the the people in Westeros have? 

[Jez Bell]

Christ-who?  Never heard of him.

 

If Christmas is a celebration of the day the calendar went from BC to AC, do the Westerosi have an Egg-mas to celebrate the conquest?

[Raisin' Bran]

That sure would explain eggnog.

Who even likes mulled wine?

[Count Balerion]

If you're the sort of person who likes it, it's the sort of thing you like.

What's dreamwine?

[Westorosi Batgirl]

Stop whining and go to bed.

Why do prologue and epilogue POV characters always die?

[Howlin' Howland]

Everyone dies eventually.

How does something as big as a dragon fly?

[Westorosi Batgirl]

With their wings.

Why is Roose so antisocial? 

[Joy Hill]

Because he's always cosplaying as a vampire.

With all the alcohol consumption, how badly damaged are the Westerosi people's livers ?

[Raisin' Bran]

That is difficult to quantify.

What is a proper gift to give a departing guest?

[Howlin' Howland]

That varies depending on the local culture.

Do the people of Westeros practice astrology?

[Count Balerion]

Dunk`s lucky shooting star wasn`t that lucky.

Why do the Ghiscaris have such revolting taste?

[Jez Bell]

I believe they say that taste is in the eye of the beholder.

Do they have toothbrushes in Westeros?

[Raisin' Bran]

I see nothing in the text, perhaps GRRM is afraid of dentists.

How did Rattleshirt get the giant's skull?

[Westorosi Batgirl]

He picked it up.

Will Sansa be queen of anything? 

[Kandrax]

She will be queen of naivety.                                                                          How well shag Shagwell                                                                                                                                               

[Count Balerion]

I'm afraid I don't follow the syntax.

Will Dunk meet Tanselle Too-tall again and live happily ever after?

[Raisin' Bran]

No one in Westeros lives happily.

 

When is Rickon Stark's bedtime?

[Howlin' Howland]

Ask Osha.

What does it cost to ship a pound of cargo between Westeros and Essos?

[Jez Bell]

I'm sorry, but you will need to provide dimensions and approximate value of the cargo before an accurate estimate can be provided.

What sorts of fruits & nuts do they have in Westeros?

[Raisin' Bran]

There are Warriors Sons and Poor Fellows.

What was the Hound thinking as Arya stabbed the Tickler repeatedly?