HexMachina Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, rocksniffer said: i finished as fast as i could but being an old fart makes that harder than it sounds... Being harder isn't necessarily a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 hahahahahahahah so true Helena my dear, oh so true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Mine was a hard drawing to describe, and also disappointing, since someone drew the wrong one. also I am sure that I miss Identified 2 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 15 hours ago, rocksniffer said: i finished as fast as i could but being an old fart makes that harder than it sounds... *giggles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 5 hours ago, Buckwheat said: *giggles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 What has happened to Buckwheat? Evidence on this thread suggests she has been replaced with a poor copy. I demand the return of the real Buckwheat immediately, without harm. Or there will be trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanCat Posted November 15, 2016 Author Share Posted November 15, 2016 All the descriptions are back! New picture round will be going out shortly. Also, I have a bonus describe, available to whoever completes their pictures and asks for it. Except Helena, who has already had the chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanCat Posted November 15, 2016 Author Share Posted November 15, 2016 You should have received a sentence to make art from. The deadline is 19:00 GMT on Friday 18 November, though I'm at a comedy evening, so I won't be able to post the next round until I get home. Also, just to mention for our subs - the bonus round is totally open to you guys if you want in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 On 13. 11. 2016 at 10:01 PM, The BlackBear said: Usually girls are less happy when I finish so quickly. Really? I would have thought they would be pleased about it, I hear the manual job to make boys finish is really [insert any synonym of the word hard that can stop the silly pun chain]. 21 hours ago, Pebbles said: What has happened to Buckwheat? Evidence on this thread suggests she has been replaced with a poor copy. I demand the return of the real Buckwheat immediately, without harm. Or there will be trouble. Also, I have no idea what you are talking about. This is still lil' ole me, you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Buckwheat said: Really? I would have thought they would be pleased about it, I hear the manual job to make boys finish is really [insert any synonym of the word hard that can stop the silly pun chain]. You've heard? #sceptical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 19 hours ago, The BlackBear said: You've heard? #sceptical I can think of a few responses to that: a. A flower never kisses gives a handjob and tells. b. Oh Bear, did you fall asleep during the class again? This is the last time you are coming to me for notes, you hear me? c. I am not commenting on that! What an impertinent question! d. Yes, mum, just heard, of course! You think I would have practical experience in this area? Meeee, surely not! Pick your favourite. Will try to draw tonight, this round should be relatively easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turinqui-Calima Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Finished this round. Hoping in the future, the sentences will be shorter. Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Buckwheat said: I can think of a few responses to that: a. A flower never kisses gives a handjob and tells. b. Oh Bear, did you fall asleep during the class again? This is the last time you are coming to me for notes, you hear me? c. I am not commenting on that! What an impertinent question! d. Yes, mum, just heard, of course! You think I would have practical experience in this area? Meeee, surely not! Pick your favourite. Will try to draw tonight, this round should be relatively easy. A. I have a joke about a girl giving a boy her first hj, but it relies upon physical action so can't be told here. It involves a ketchup bottle if you're wondering, you may have heard it before. B. I wish my sex education lessons had been a little more... useful. C. Pah, you've gone to far to the dark side to claim innocence now. D. Don't believe a word Mrs Wheat, she's clearly possessed by the devil. 3 hours ago, Turinqui-Calima said: Finished this round. Hoping in the future, the sentences will be shorter. Please? I must say mine was a stretching the definition of sentence as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 3 hours ago, Turinqui-Calima said: Finished this round. Hoping in the future, the sentences will be shorter. Please? 16 minutes ago, The BlackBear said: A. I have a joke about a girl giving a boy her first hj, but it relies upon physical action so can't be told here. It involves a ketchup bottle if you're wondering, you may have heard it before. B. I wish my sex education lessons had been a little more... useful. C. Pah, you've gone to far to the dark side to claim innocence now. D. Don't believe a word Mrs Wheat, she's clearly possessed by the devil. I must say mine was a stretching the definition of sentence as well. I'm usually guilty of the long sentences paragraph descriptions. But I don't think I am guilty this time. I hope. I seem to recall a lot of trying to use condoms as gloves, and pinging them across the room, questionable gestures towards a banana, and of course endless innuendos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I gave 2 "sentences" last round. One was much more like a paragraph but I felt it included everything I wanted to say. The other (in the same PM - cos I hate receiving paragraphs) was a shortened much cropped down version, that I felt was still pushing the limits of acceptable sentences. Sorry I could not see a way of shortening it further unless I wrote something like Some badly drawn scribbles which I can't identify, and adequately describing them would take too many words. the above sentence may or may not be an accurate description of the picture I was sent to describe and is purely an example of what I might have sent if the picture in question contained unidentifiable badly drawn scribbles. It may or may not of contained scribbles. I might or might not of identified what was drawn. But yes the description did take too many words. I seem to recall sex education lesson included teacher demonstrating how to put on and correctly hold a condom by gripping a cucumber between her legs. and then after dressing the cucumber she inserted it into a vacuum cleaner hose. She tried to demonstrate what could happen if you did not keep a hand on the condom while thrusting. I also remember the look of horror on Paul's face as he was tasked with holding the vacuum hose. I also remember a freaky video about bunny's who suddenly grow hair under their arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Pebs you always make me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 for those that have finished the drawing rounds and want to test their quick fire scribbling skills https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 3 hours ago, Pebbles said: for those that have finished the drawing rounds and want to test their quick fire scribbling skills https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/# I love it, it thought my broccoli was a scorpion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 12 hours ago, Pebbles said: <snip> I seem to recall sex education lesson included teacher demonstrating how to put on and correctly hold a condom by gripping a cucumber between her legs. and then after dressing the cucumber she inserted it into a vacuum cleaner hose. She tried to demonstrate what could happen if you did not keep a hand on the condom while thrusting. I also remember the look of horror on Paul's face as he was tasked with holding the vacuum hose. I also remember a freaky video about bunny's who suddenly grow hair under their arms. must say damn y'all had some cool sex ed...in the old catholic tradition in south louisiana...it was...well, less hands-on so to speak... ex: best way not to get ..preggers...an aspirin between the knees... and the bolded sentence is a perfect pictionary sentence...if i were y'all, i would expect to see it next time ye olde sniffer must generate one...heads up...or hands up, which ever works for ya... and...i had no idea My beloved Queen emeritus, the royal Bucky, was so...handy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 21 hours ago, Turinqui-Calima said: Finished this round. Hoping in the future, the sentences will be shorter. 17 hours ago, The BlackBear said: I must say mine was a stretching the definition of sentence as well. I fear I might be responsible for one of these, in which case let me offer my sincerest apology. In my defence let me say that most of what I sent in last round was just poetic description and did not really need to be drawn. 17 hours ago, The BlackBear said: A. I have a joke about a girl giving a boy her first hj, but it relies upon physical action so can't be told here. It involves a ketchup bottle if you're wondering, you may have heard it before. B. I wish my sex education lessons had been a little more... useful. C. Pah, you've gone to far to the dark side to claim innocence now. D. Don't believe a word Mrs Wheat, she's clearly possessed by the devil. I do not think I have, I do not know any dirty sex jokes! And I am clearly not posessed by the devil, I am good, I swear! 17 hours ago, Pebbles said: I seem to recall sex education lesson included teacher demonstrating how to put on and correctly hold a condom by gripping a cucumber between her legs. and then after dressing the cucumber she inserted it into a vacuum cleaner hose. She tried to demonstrate what could happen if you did not keep a hand on the condom while thrusting. I also remember the look of horror on Paul's face as he was tasked with holding the vacuum hose. I do not seem to recall any sex ed because we did not have any. I think that was good, it would have been embarrassing. 12 hours ago, Pebbles said: for those that have finished the drawing rounds and want to test their quick fire scribbling skills https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/# It only guessed three of mine, but I am drawing in on the touch pad laying down without a mouse ... It thinks the backpack is a bat! The flip flops on your facebook are weird. 4 hours ago, rocksniffer said: Edited 4 hours ago by rocksniffer cause i got something sticky on the keyboard.... Ewwwww! We did not need to know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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