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We all come up with stunners once in a while: lines so funny, moving or poignant that they sound almost worthy of actual writers. Got one? Post 'em here.

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I thought about posting for this very thing as well.

Some I could think off the bat.

"I embrace you, brother!" - Sarmion Baratheon to Doran Dondarrion

"I stayed sober for this?" - Jonn Lannister, witnessing the embrace above.

"I think it is important especially for a soldier to remember that there should never be any joy to be had in killing. It is the presence of necessity that separates honor and murder." - Jyana Arryn to Tancred Baratheon.

"You're insane. What made you think (Jonothor) would have a sense of humor?" - Jyana Arryn to Jaesin Lannister

"I don't understand. Why would she need to go to his room for her coins? Does he keep them there?" Alyse Stone to Jyana Arryn, oblivious to the innuendo flying between Almer Connington and Elanna Penrose.

"This is where the Truth goes to die." - Jaesin Lannister, regarding King's Landing

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A favorite of mine: Almer Connington to Reyna Rowan, regarding the remote possibility of taking a lover--and I paraphrase: "...so long as it's not one of those golden peacocks who'd rather fuck their mirror than their lady!"

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A favorite of mine: Almer Connington to Reyna Rowan, regarding the remote possibility of taking a lover--and I paraphrase: "...so long as it's not one of those golden peacocks who'd rather fuck their mirror than their lady!"

On behalf of the House of the Golden Peacock, I am deeply offended, ser. :rofl:

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Some of the better Jaesin Lannister quotes out there, because I'm feeling peacock-ish.

"But winter’s memory of summer is cold, and Dorne has changed all of us who followed the King."

- Jaesin Lannister

"Young men do foolish things when they are riding off to war. Even paragons."

- Jaesin Lannister

"Is Bryce Caron not your paramour, then? I cannot imagine another reason for midnight strolls in the Godswood."

- Jaesin Lannister, to Aurana Buckler

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This was in response to Rurik Greyjoy bragging about bedding mermaids instead of fighting in Dorne:

Elanna just snorts faintly at Rurik's words, "You should have a care before barnacles start growing on more than the sides of your ships. The scraping of them is most unpleasant, I hear."

Dagur, to Sarmion, following the duel between him and Almer:

“Words, ser. Do they call you Stormbreaker or Windbreaker?â€

Jyck the Armorer trying to charm Reyna Rowan, gets an unanticipated response:

"Please, fairest Rose o' Highgarden, whose sweet petals are fresher'n mornin' dew in the sunrise... don't cry."

This time Ser Almer's eye rolling reaches epic proportions, and the tall knight mutters, "Oh, for fuck's sake..."

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Spoken by Jonn Lannister, referring to a cup of wine rained down upon Reyna Rowan:

"If it was meant to kill you, the wine would at least have been of surpassing quality."

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"I yield! Ser! I yield!" - Jarmon Buckwell, upon having mistakenly walked into the wrong apartments, said while waving a flagon of wine.

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This log will sadly never see the light of day, way too much OOC information. ;) But I figured I'd put the more comedic parts in here.

"Silly Jaesin. I never said anything about -myself- tossing you in the river. I figured all I really have to do is tell Ser Almer that you planned on throwing a sack over his head and carry him off to marry Lady Reyna, and he'll toss you in the river for me."

-- Jyana to Jaesin, hinting not-so-subtly about him needing a bath

"Are you.....BLUSHING? Are the Seven deceiving me? ...you ARE! You're blushing! You're turning into a tomato before my very eyes! I can't believe it!"

" Exhaustion! Simple exhaustion!"

-- Jy and J, after Jyana asks whether Jaesin is alright (ie. intact) after getting kneed in the groin by Reyna

And, finally, at the end of the day, it really is just all about the sheep:

"I am Cadan Martell, Prince of Dorne and Hereditary Lord of Buggery. Mock me again, and I'll find your favorite sheep-- I swear I will-- and-- and--"

-- Jaesin's take on Prince Cadan Nymeros Martell's preferred choice of paramours

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"Did you find what you need?" Ser Noel asks, hand resting lightly on the hilt of his sword.

"Aye." Jyana looks up at him. "We need to head to the Street of Silk next."

"-What-? Why?"

"I need to find a whore."

"....I'm...going to pretend you didn't just say that."

- Jyana Arryn and Ser Noel Upcliff (NPC)

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Almer Connington to Reyna Tyrell, following an apparent string of... well, you'll see.

"I wonder which parts are true? That you threw off your smallclothes and begged for a rattling from half the Red Keep? Or perhaps that you've been letting that cankerous squid of a Greyjoy pump you like an Oldtown doxy? Or that you've been flashing your cunny all over the Landing to every man and boy with golden spurs and a cock? Shall I go on, or is there more?"

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Prince Cadan Nymeros Martell to Loreza Dondarrion, on a balcony in the Dornish Tower:

His hand lifts up to be held out towards the south. 'There's a war again, my lady. Can you feel it? It's almost as if I could see the fires burning from afar. And I sit here, drinking wine'

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