Week Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Joey Gallo is a bad man (when he makes contact). http://deadspin.com/joey-gallo-sent-this-baseball-to-hell-where-it-belongs-1794039432 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Fucking Smoak. It can't be a good thing when your 1b hits 8th, right? And when I say 'hits' I mean 'swings'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 #puigyourfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Rain outs this week have the Cubs altering their rotation a little meaning, if things stay the course now, Lester and Lackey pitch the first two in Boston she. The Cubs go there. Makes for an interesting subplot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Myshkin said: #puigyourfriend! Does that hashtag have the expressed, written consent of Major League Baseball? I'm watching you, Gobbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 22 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Does that hashtag have the expressed, written consent of Major League Baseball? I'm watching you, Gobbo. Does your face have the express written consent of my fist? It's about to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, Myshkin said: Does your face have the express written consent of my fist? It's about to! It most certainly does not, cretin! Prepare your legal team. Imma bout to cash a check with your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Myshkin, manhole...what will either of you do if/when the other checks out? It's like that story Brannagh relates at the end of Conspiracy...if you build your whole life around hating another person, when that person is gone you have nothing left to live for. Or like a lot of alcohol. Maybe chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 minute ago, James Arryn said: Myshkin, manhole...what will either of you do if/when the other checks out? It's like that story Brannagh relates at the end of Conspiracy...if you build your whole life around hating another person, when that person is gone you have nothing left to live for. Or like a lot of alcohol. Maybe chocolate? Kill you? I don't want to kill you, you complete me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: Kill you? I don't want to kill you, you complete me! You need to name your first child Meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, James Arryn said: You need to name your first child Meme. Too late for that, I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Indeed, he already named his first child Juan Candy Maldonado Marichal Eunuchman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Myshkin said: Indeed, he already named his first child Juan Candy Maldonado Marichal Eunuchman. How old is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, Myshkin said: Indeed, he already named his first child Juan Candy Maldonado Marichal Eunuchman. That's pretty fucking schweet, but I doubt my daughter would've appreciated it much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 37 minutes ago, James Arryn said: How old is she? She is roughly a year and a half old, and, I am told, has already beaten three different people about the head with a baseball bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Myshkin said: She is roughly a year and a half old, and, I am told, has already beaten three different people about the head with a baseball bat. Oh, come on. All parents exaggerate about their kid's accomplishments. Many's no different, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 She's actually 20, and she's smart enough to know to go for the knees. Daddy didn't raise no dummies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Manhole Eunuchsbane said: She's actually 20, and she's smart enough to know to go for the knees. Daddy didn't raise no dummies. Sooooo...then she's not a Giants fan...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, Jaxom 1974 said: Sooooo...then she's not a Giants fan...? Not a big fan of professional sports in general. Anime and Live Theatre are her two largest vices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Jaxom 1974 said: Sooooo...then she's not a Giants fan...? Sick burn! Never heard of this Jaxom guy before, but I kinda like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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