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I'll go Walder, in that a naked Ramsay is very threatening. 

Would you rather be a Kingsguard knight, but with no chance of ever breaking your chastity vow, or a peasant farmer with a very attractive spouse?

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I think I'd rather be a peasant, so long as it's not in the Riverlands. Nastty things seem to happen to the smallfolk there.

WYR have singer stew or Jojen paste (assuming there is Jojen paste)?

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Jojen Paste would at least give you cool powers, at the expense of a boy who knew he would die anyway.

 

WYR be a bastard from the Iron Isles and proficient sailor and fighter, or a fourth son from a minor house in Dorne with no real skill?

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A bastard from the Iron Isles. I could spend most of my time on a ship, away from the islands.

Would you rather squire for Ser Duncan the hedge knight of king Robert?

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I guess Dunk. So long as I know, he wasn't in actual wars, and I'd get to be king afterwards. But leave out Summerhall.

Would you rather be sacrificed to the Drowned God or R'hllor?

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I think given that people with great influence know Dorne is a mystery adversary yet needs to keep harmony with them, I would (subway surfers for pc) abstain from something that may drive them neurotic and in the meantime give them an advantage: another port. I don't know Petyr is plotting to lead a disordered world, so I would remunerate him with another port.

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On ‎11‎/‎3‎/‎2018 at 1:41 AM, Joy Hill said:

The Drowned God. Drowning seems less painful than burning.

Would you rather sleep with Sam or Bronn?

Sam. I bet he wouldn't hog the covers. Though it would definitely be cozier.

And let's ignore the previous post

 

WYR be Ramsay's or Ser Gregor's master?

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Ser Gregor's, if I had to choose. He'll be better at killing my enemies, and even when he dies, he doesn't stay dead.

WYR marry Jeyne Westerling or Talisa?

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Others. I feel like that’s a quicker death. 

 

Would you rather decorate your Christmas tree with ginger locusts or with dragon glass icicles? 

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Cheese I think. I’d not be trusting of pie in Westeros at all. 

Would you rather kiss Viserys or Joffrey at midnight on New Year’s Eve? 

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Ugh. Viserys, I guess? I think he's less nutters, or anyway less evil. But ugh.

Would you rather be tried by the Faith or by Cersei?

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Faith. You never seem to know what kind of Cersei you will get on any given day.

 

WYR be Margaery or Cersei facing their trial by the Faith?

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Margaery, b/c I suspect she has fewer (if any) crimes that could be uncovered and punished.

WYR be murdered by Jaqen or by Arya?

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