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What would Ned say about episode six?

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(This is more supposed to be a funny thread versus a debating serious thread so I apologize if it doesn't belong here or anything)

 

I was just thinking....what if Ned was watching Episode Six via Weirwood or something.

What would he be saying?

For one I think a variation of "War is easier than daughters"

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"Why didn't I just tell Cat the truth about the boy?Then she would have loved him like one of her own, he would have never gone to the Wall..."

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"Take that! Thoros!"

"What another episode with no boobs?"

"No no no no, Beric Dondarrion!  That is not the Clegane that I sent you after!"

 

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"I should have told Jon the story of Tower of Joy, so he would know that going on a mission with only a handful of companions is not a good idea..."

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"Hey Arya and Sansa, I see what you're doing there.  Starks aren't supposed to be sneaky like this, but hey, you still have heads, and it looks like you're using them."

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"Hold up! Let me get this straight....this muthaf**** gets to go South via teleportation, meet a smoking hottie, with dragons F****** DRAGONS no less, teleport back North, go on the dumbest mission ever, damn near drown, get rescued by my dead-notdead brother, make it back to the wall, bend the knee like a f****** noob cause he's thinking with his d***, and on top of all that, looks like he's teleportating again back South and is gonna bang the hottie with dragons.  How the hell did I loose my head in season 1?"

#whydoialwaysdie

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