It's in the Scriptures

[Col Cinders]

Now that I find myself and others following the Night King, we need a sacred text full of outlandishly bullshit stories so that we can infer meanings from those stories and use them as guideposts in our daily lives.

Your task is to ascribe a trait or power to the Night King or to write a brief parable.

This thread will one day become the Holy Scriptures and followers of the Night King won't have to think for themselves because we will have done their thinking for them.

Rules: It is perfectly ok to contradict another passage in the Holy Scriptures and especially so if your story can be self-contradicting.

I think I will start with some thing I wrote in a different post.

NK is gluten free.

NK has a plan for all of us.

NK wants nothing but good things for us so that is why he will kill us and raise us in his image.

NK is power over death and therefore stronger than the god of many faces.

NK has not allowed his sacred sept to be destroyed and is therefore stronger than the seven.

NK never burned a little girl and never put leaches on anyone so NK is better than that Red guy.

NK is cool.

NK provides for unwanted babies.