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Promise me, Ned!


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Promise me, Ned...if you ever get an unsolicited raven from a Targaryen prince who needs your help moving 10 million golden dragons to the Iron Bank of Braavos before his father catches on that he has his own money, in return for which he will happily give you 1 million golden dragons for yourself...don't make the same mistake I did...

Tell him you get half or no deal. One measly million dragons? For all the $#i! I've been through? If Rhaegar weren't dead I'd ring his neck myself! Nineteen hours of labor, Ned! NINETEEN! Don't tell me a lousy million covers that

 

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Limerick form, on a whim:
 

There once was a lady who said,

"Please Promise me, Ned...

To ensure that my offspring

Knows more than nothing,"

Next moment, the lady was dead.

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On 11/18/2017 at 9:42 PM, Count Balerion said:

Me too. If anyone's confused, I change my avatar around. Sometimes it's the cat riding a dragon and holding a sword, sometimes it's the black cat in a red cape.

Oh, right. She's thinking" I won Nanowrimo." Yes, that's rather literal. Sorry!

Haven't won it for a few years though, so the explanation is just fine. :)

Promise me, Ned...you'll have him do NaNoWriMo at least once.

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