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So last sunday I went to the Yanks-Sawx game and had tickets like 8 rows in back of home plate. My buddy gets them like once or twice a year through his business and it's awesome. Anyways, the Marlins Man(it says that on the back of his jersey. Seriously.) was there with a dude who was just absolutely hammered. Anytime there was down time I couldn't keep my eyes off this idiot. He kept going up and down the front row aisles and by the 5th inning he could barely even walk. Security gave him coffee at one point.

So around the 7th inning this asshole starts a fight with a guy after bumping into the seated man while trying to walk up the aisle. The drunk fuck actually lands a right and this poor guy gets a huge knot on his forehead. Security comes and he even gets aggressive with them. Finally some older guy puts him into a rare-naked choke and he is slowly escorted away. But here comes the Marlin Man swooping in and sweet talking security putting blame on the other guy. He even started talking shit to the victim and his wife at one point and kept pleading with the cops to let his buddy stay. It was a poor show and everyone was getting pretty sour with him at this point so he finally just left. So long story short and to the surprise of probably nobody...the Marlins Man is an asshole.

Also got to see Sale get beat up and Judge hit a moonshot. Good times.

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13 minutes ago, Myshkin said:

I'm losing faith in Dave Roberts. Why in the fuck does he continue to sit Taylor and/or Puig in favor of Curtis fucking Granderson and his sub-.100 BA?

YOU GOTS TA SIMMA!

https://view.yahoo.com/show/saturday-night-live/clip/40039392/nadeen-at-burger-castle

CURTIS, NEED YA UP FRONT NOW, HERE!

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20 in a row is freaking amazing...but my Cleveland loving friends of Ohio need to chill the eff out.  Don't get so far over your skis...save some for October. I mean, look at the Dodgers pacing themselves going into the final three weeks...

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5 minutes ago, Jaxom 1974 said:

20 in a row is freaking amazing...but my Cleveland loving friends of Ohio need to chill the eff out.  Don't get so far over your skis...save some for October. I mean, look at the Dodgers pacing themselves going into the final three weeks...

Now is the time to get hot. The Dodgers better turn it around quick. You don't want to go into the postseason ice cold.

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10 hours ago, Myshkin said:

Holy fuck, the Dodgers won. 

Heading out to AT&T tonight. I hear last night was much as you described Petco last week. Just a fuckton of Dodger's fans out blowing rats and masturbating dogs and performing all sorts of horrifically perverted sex acts in and around the ballpark. 

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Yanks won their fourth straight series today.  Just keep on doing that.  14 of their last 17 games are at home.  Keep on winning series and they should have the WC wrapped up before the last week.  If they're not within a couple games of Boston (and perhaps even if they are) at that point, just line up Sevy or Gray for the WC and make sure everyone's well rested.  Like the idea of pitching Gray in the WC game so you can use Sevy potentially twice in the ALDS.  They're both pitching great right now - only drawback is the Yanks apparently can't score runs during Gray's starts.

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I'm mad at myself because I didn't realize the game was at 1 until it was too late to get up and go. I had the day off and it would've been the absolute perfect time to visit Citi Field for the first time. Also, I'd just pitch Severino for the WC game and not think twice.

Indians have been behind for 4 total innings during their streak. VERY lady scary.

Will Manhole and Myshkin just meet up at a dodgers-giants game and bang already?

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I like the idea of Gray at Yankee Stadium because (1) he's a ground ball pitcher and balls fly out of there (albeit Gray did give up two solo shots yesterday), and (2) Severino is MUCH better on the road - 2.24 compared to 3.83 ERA.

1 minute ago, Ramsay B. said:

Indians have not led for 4 total innings during their streak. VERY lady scary.

Yeah Cleveland's pitching staff has had huge potential for a while now.  This is what happens when it comes together.  Oh, and sounds like they'll get Miller back tomorrow.

4 minutes ago, Ramsay B. said:

Will Manhole and Myshkin just meet up at a dodgers-giants game and bang already?

Seriously.

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