Nihlus Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Hand of the King: Gregor Clegane (really a one-trick pony when it comes time to deal with problems) Master of Whispers: Varys (he'll inevitably murder you) Master of Coin: Aerys II (all the gold will get hoarded and never spent no matter what) Master of Ships: Steffon Baratheon (crash!) Master of Laws: Petyr Baelish (self-explanatory) Grand Maester: Renly Baratheon (thinks reading is for NERDS) Lord Commander of the Kingsguard: Barristan Selmy (four kings if you count Rhaegar died while he was a KG; statistically, no one has a worse record) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Eyed Crow Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Ned Stark: king's headsman Every time, he would argue, "The man who passes the sentance must swing the sword." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcotron Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 7 hours ago, 4 Eyed Crow said: Ned Stark: king's headsman Every time, he would argue, "The man who passes the sentance must swing the sword." And every time, King Joffrey's eyes would light up with joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Hand of the King- Hodor Master of Laws- Yurkhaz zo Yunzaq Master of Coin- High Sparrow Master of Ships- Anyone from the Thousand Isles Master of Whisperers- Shitmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon2909 Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 18 hours ago, Reginald blackfield said: Master of Whisperers- Shitmouth hope he lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtherFromAnotherMother Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 On 9/18/2017 at 5:43 AM, 4 Eyed Crow said: Ned Stark: king's headsman Every time, he would argue, "The man who passes the sentance must swing the sword." Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Eyed Crow Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Master of Weather: any member of house Stark They will far too often predict winter is coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 37 minutes ago, 4 Eyed Crow said: Master of Weather: any member of house Stark They will far too often predict winter is coming They'd be far more accurate than any real-world meteorologists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javelin Catcher Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Any small council where Tywin or Littlefinger are the hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Фейсал Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 tbh the one we see after tywin's death is pretty terrible, but if I had to make it worse throw Walder Frey in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Eyed Crow Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 If Westeros had a Master of Fitness, Tytos Lannister would be the worst choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandrax Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 King- Joffrey Baratheon, Hand-Ramsay Bolton, Master of Whisperers-Walder Frey, Master of boats-Euron Greyjoy, Master of law-Craster Master of Coins-Vargo Hoat, Lord Comandeer of Kingsguard-Gregor Clegane, High septon-Utt, Comandeer of City watch-Rorge, Grand maester-Qyburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoodedCrow Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 King: Weese Queen: Cersei Hand: Ramsey Coin: Lollys Whisperers: Robb or Brienne Master of Ships: Wun Wun Master of Laws: Vargo Hoat High Septon: Craster Grand Maester: Gregor Lord Commander of Kingsguard: Sweet Robin Commander of City Watch: Littlefinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euron Lannister Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 King: Joffrey Hand and Regent: Ramsey MoL: Cersei MoW: Roose MoC: Walder Frey Grand Maester and High septon: Euron Lord Commanderof the KG: Daarion Naharis Commander of the City Guard: Sweet Robin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowy Tends Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Master of Public Hygiene: Arya Stark Master of Birth Control: Walder Frey Master of Whisperers: Lyanna “STFU” Mormont oops show reference, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Eyed Crow Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Commander of the city guard: Aerys II Targaryen Carer of kittens: Joffrey Master-at-arms: Sansa Wedding Planner: Walder Frey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martianmister Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Hand of the King: Catelyn Stark Master of Whispers: Bran Stark Master of Coin: Tyrion Lannister Master of Ships: Davos Seaworth Master of Laws: Arya Stark Grand Maester: Samwell Tarly Lord Commander of the Kingsguard: Brienne of Tarth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberEmpress Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Hand: Robert Baratheon (hates ruling and doing actual work) Master of Coin: Lysa (she'd give all the money to Marillion) Master of Whisperers: Biter (would probably cannibalise the little birds) Master of Laws: Tywin Lannister (he stripped the smallfolk of enough rights as hand) Master of Ships: Xero (would sell the realm broken ships and keep all good ones as pleasure boats) Grand Maester: Jon Snow (he knows nothing) LC of Kingsguard: Jeyne Poole (was overwhelmed by someone dying at the Hands Tourney) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Master of Whisperers: Varys (he used the position to set the realm up to be invaded by two Targaryen armies) Master of Coin: Littlefinger (he probably used the position to embezzle from the treasury, he used the position to start a civil war, and he left the Crown 6,000,000 dragons in debt) Master of Ships: Aurane Waters (he used the position to steal the Royal Fleet) Master of Laws: The Tickler (he'll always get a confession whether you're guilty or not) Grand Maester: Ramsay Bolton (I almost went with Qyburn but I think Ramsay's experiments on live subjects would be a little more pointless) Lord Commander of the Kingsguard: Jaime Lannister (he killed a king he was supposed to be guarding) Hand of the King: Euron Greyjoy (for obvious reasons) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowy Tends Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 hours ago, martianmister said: Master of Coin: Tyrion Lannister Master of Ships: Davos Seaworth Grand Maester: Samwell Tarly Lord Commander of the Kingsguard: Brienne of Tarth Worst? I think these four are rather qualified for these tasks… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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