Angel Eyes Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Why do you never see a Greyjoy with stitches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckPunch Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 A Septon, a Red Priest, and a Moonsinger walk into an inn... ...and the innkeeper exclaims, "What is this, a jape?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf of The Wall Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Angel Eyes said: Why do you never see a Greyjoy with stitches? Because they do not sow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fattest Leech Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolf of The Wall said: Because they do not sow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolf of The Wall said: Because they do not sow. Correct! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaedys Targaryen Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 On 29/11/2017 at 4:01 AM, Angel Eyes said: Why do you never see a Greyjoy with stitches? 20 hours ago, Wolf of The Wall said: Because they do not sow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOVMO Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Why did Tyrion go to Harrenhall? Because that is where Hoares Whent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Suburbs Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 King Robert had to leave the capital on business, so in order to protect the virtue of his new bride, he inserted a device with razor blades into her lady parts. Upon his return, he summoned her three guards and ordered them to drop their pants. Two of the guards had shredded members, so they were beheaded immediately. The third guard was fully intact, so the king gave him a hearty congratulations, to which the guard replied: "Ank yu, ur hybuss, I wud neber dishobber da queeb." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted December 2, 2017 Author Share Posted December 2, 2017 What is Cersei Lannister's favorite jazz tune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desire Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Do I need to make you swear an oath before a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OtherFromAnotherMother Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 On 11/30/2017 at 2:35 PM, John Suburbs said: King Robert had to leave the capital on business, so in order to protect the virtue of his new bride, he inserted a device with razor blades into her lady parts. Upon his return, he summoned her three guards and ordered them to drop their pants. Two of the guards had shredded members, so they were beheaded immediately. The third guard was fully intact, so the king gave him a hearty congratulations, to which the guard replied: "Ank yu, ur hybuss, I wud neber dishobber da queeb." Hahaha! My favorite so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 So if words are wind, are broken words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kleevedge Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I heard after Tyrion killed his father he went to Asshai to study magic.... i guess you can say he's a small medium at large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clegane'sPup Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Angel Eyes said: So if words are wind, are broken words... brain farts ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Ice Spider Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I once made a wager with Ramsay Bolton. If he lost, I got to be heir to the Dreadfort; if I lost, he'd flay me because he said I needed skin in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Clegane'sPup said: brain farts ? Not quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
867-5309 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 What do you say to a sad Arya Stark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Eyes Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, 867-5309 said: What do you say to a sad Arya Stark? Not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucu Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, 867-5309 said: What do you say to a sad Arya Stark? "OK, one more Frey and you go to bed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sidious Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 What is it about Robb Stark that would make him bad in accounting? Spoiler He doesn't have a head for figures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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