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11 minutes ago, Angel Eyes said:

Not today.

 

3 minutes ago, Tucu said:

"OK, one more Frey and you go to bed"

Not bad.  Not bad at all.  But, sigh, not as good as it could be.  :P

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On 11/30/2017 at 10:03 AM, YOVMO said:

Why did Tyrion go to Harrenhall?

 

 

Because that is where Hoares Whent.

 

5 hours ago, 867-5309 said:

What do you say to a sad Arya Stark?

 

5 hours ago, Angel Eyes said:

Not today.

 

3 hours ago, Texas Hold Em said:

What's with the long face?

:D

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5 hours ago, Aline de Gavrillac said:

Why did Lemore reject Tyrion's proposal to have sex?

 

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His offer came up short.

 

I loved that one.

 

6 hours ago, hiemal said:

Because she was Salty?

 

This too.

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It's been 24 hours and nobody figured out the answer to my joke.  Very well, here it is.

On 8/10/2018 at 10:12 PM, Texas Hold Em said:

Why did the Faith of the Seven make Jon Snow its new High Septon in The Winds of Winter?

Because Jon is a holey man.

 

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