Angel Eyes #1 Posted November 29, 2017 Why do you never see a Greyjoy with stitches? 1 ApostolinO reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckPunch #2 Posted November 29, 2017 A Septon, a Red Priest, and a Moonsinger walk into an inn... ...and the innkeeper exclaims, "What is this, a jape?" 1 2 broken one, Daendrew and Tana Snow reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf of The Wall #3 Posted November 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Angel Eyes said: Why do you never see a Greyjoy with stitches? Because they do not sow. 2 3 Chisa, Tana Snow, dmfn and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fattest Leech #4 Posted November 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolf of The Wall said: Because they do not sow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel Eyes #5 Posted November 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolf of The Wall said: Because they do not sow. Correct! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaedys Targaryen #6 Posted November 30, 2017 On 29/11/2017 at 4:01 AM, Angel Eyes said: Why do you never see a Greyjoy with stitches? 20 hours ago, Wolf of The Wall said: Because they do not sow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YOVMO #7 Posted November 30, 2017 Why did Tyrion go to Harrenhall? Because that is where Hoares Whent. 8 10 Sigella, punzerknacker, broken one and 15 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Suburbs #8 Posted November 30, 2017 King Robert had to leave the capital on business, so in order to protect the virtue of his new bride, he inserted a device with razor blades into her lady parts. Upon his return, he summoned her three guards and ordered them to drop their pants. Two of the guards had shredded members, so they were beheaded immediately. The third guard was fully intact, so the king gave him a hearty congratulations, to which the guard replied: "Ank yu, ur hybuss, I wud neber dishobber da queeb." 3 McGuv19, kleevedge and TedBear reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel Eyes #9 Posted December 2, 2017 What is Cersei Lannister's favorite jazz tune? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
desire #10 Posted December 2, 2017 Do I need to make you swear an oath before a tree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OtherFromAnotherMother #11 Posted December 2, 2017 On 11/30/2017 at 2:35 PM, John Suburbs said: King Robert had to leave the capital on business, so in order to protect the virtue of his new bride, he inserted a device with razor blades into her lady parts. Upon his return, he summoned her three guards and ordered them to drop their pants. Two of the guards had shredded members, so they were beheaded immediately. The third guard was fully intact, so the king gave him a hearty congratulations, to which the guard replied: "Ank yu, ur hybuss, I wud neber dishobber da queeb." Hahaha! My favorite so far. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel Eyes #12 Posted August 10, 2018 So if words are wind, are broken words... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kleevedge #13 Posted August 10, 2018 I heard after Tyrion killed his father he went to Asshai to study magic.... i guess you can say he's a small medium at large 1 dmfn reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clegane'sPup #14 Posted August 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Angel Eyes said: So if words are wind, are broken words... brain farts ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giant Ice Spider #15 Posted August 10, 2018 I once made a wager with Ramsay Bolton. If he lost, I got to be heir to the Dreadfort; if I lost, he'd flay me because he said I needed skin in the game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel Eyes #16 Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Clegane'sPup said: brain farts ? Not quite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
867-5309 #17 Posted August 11, 2018 What do you say to a sad Arya Stark? 3 2 Prince Rhaego Targaryen, Quoth the raven,, Bowen Marsh and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel Eyes #18 Posted August 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, 867-5309 said: What do you say to a sad Arya Stark? Not today. 1 Prince Rhaego Targaryen reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tucu #19 Posted August 11, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, 867-5309 said: What do you say to a sad Arya Stark? "OK, one more Frey and you go to bed" Edited August 11, 2018 by Tucu 3 Raksha 2014, McGuv19 and ApostolinO reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prince Rhaego Targaryen #20 Posted August 11, 2018 (edited) What is it about Robb Stark that would make him bad in accounting? Spoiler He doesn't have a head for figures Edited August 11, 2018 by Buell Rider 2 6 Moiraine Sedai, Bowen 747, LyrnaSnowBunnyAvenger and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
