DireWolfSpirit Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 There are actual videos of people drinking shitwater through straws on Youtube now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Soon, Darwin Award will be entirely overwhelmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 This has been a very enjoyable thread to read. The ridicule is so richly deserved. Reminds me of dumbasses I would charge $100 for an eighth. You give them some story about the weed emanating from the slopes of Nepal. They know it's bullshit, but their entire livelihood is based upon ridiculous credulity, so they go along. Best money I've ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Yes, this is a fun thread to read! I'm getting a big kick out of the ads on the left of my screen right now! They are ads for "Melnor Quick Connect Raw Hose Connector with Water Stop" (WTF is "raw hose"?! Scratch that, I probably don't want to know!) and "RAW Silica 2 oz.". People will pay $8.95 for 2 oz. of sand, basically?! Well, if you're trying to sell something just slap the word "Raw" on it, amirite? Also, my only question right now is if that "Melnor Quick Connect Raw Hose Connector with Water Stop" will stop Raw Water? If so, I'll take a gross! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 39 minutes ago, Prince of the North said: Well, if you're trying to sell something just slap the word "Raw" on it, amirite? Raw, organic and artisanal are the magic words. Though to be fair organic might have actual requirements to use that label, but artisanal and raw definitely don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Dr. Pepper said: Raw, organic and artisanal are the magic words. Though to be fair organic might have actual requirements to use that label, but artisanal and raw definitely don't. I've already described my talent for making artisanal pizzas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, Triskele said: Craft is another good one. Doesn't craft just really mean that which was made somehow? Hand-crafted, raw organic artisanal water. Now infused with celery sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 On 1/16/2018 at 11:57 AM, Prince of the North said: (WTF is "raw hose"?! Scratch that, I probably don't want to know!) I have a raw hose in my pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 5 hours ago, TerraPrime said: I have a raw hose in my pants... See? I knew I didn't want to know!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 18 hours ago, TerraPrime said: I have a raw hose in my pants... Thanks for the million-dollar idea! Raw, organic, artisanal NaturaLube! Why trust your hose to anything but what Nature intended? Guaranteed to have a vaguely mild sweetness, a nice smooth mouth feel, and nothing that overwhelms the flavor profile. Creating a KickStarter campaign posthaste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, The Great Unwashed said: Thanks for the million-dollar idea! Raw, organic, artisanal NaturaLube! Why trust your hose to anything but what Nature intended? Guaranteed to have a vaguely mild sweetness, a nice smooth mouth feel, and nothing that overwhelms the flavor profile. Creating a KickStarter campaign posthaste! I think it would be less profitable than you'd think as the sell of body fluids and body parts is very regulated. Even make believe things like souls can be problematic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Dr. Pepper said: I think it would be less profitable than you'd think as the sell of body fluids and body parts is very regulated. Even make believe things like souls can be problematic. I'll just structure it like sales of breast milk. Besides, it's raw and organic; what could possibly go wrong??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Honestly, I don't know why more men don't sell their sperm. It's such a simple process. Sperm banks can charge thousands for the frozen stuff. Many women would easily pay $100 a pop. You jizz in a cup every day and you have $3000. Increase that by jizzing in two different cups each day and selling it off to two people. That's a pretty good side business. Would still be good even if you only did it a few times a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 I’m vetting investors for my new Aquarium Maintenance/Hydroponic Raw Water venture. I’ll be offering various flavors including Amazon Basin Black, SE Asian River Bottom, and a whole line of African Rift Lakes. Now with added mulm! PM me for paypal instructions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 I mean we already have 'raw sewage' in the lexicon so I can see why some people are pushing for the term 'live water' over 'raw water'. Raw turds, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 You can sell your placenta in pill form. People eat that shit up. Or poop can be beneficial to some stomach illnesses. Make up some thing about micros and macros and how your poop in capsules help with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 There's some research place in Medford, MA, that was paying $50 a sample for your poop. A friend of mine did this a few times. They only accepted like 25% of applicants though, your shit had to have the right bacteria in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 hour ago, larrytheimp said: There's some research place in Medford, MA, that was paying $50 a sample for your poop. A friend of mine did this a few times. They only accepted like 25% of applicants though, your shit had to have the right bacteria in it. thanks to raw water, my production capacity has increased almost almost 6 fold, so profit margins are way up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 58 minutes ago, dr. thicc president said: thanks to raw water, my production capacity has increased almost almost 6 fold, so profit margins are way up! I shudder to imagine reviewing that Profit & Loss Schedule. Or even worse, product inventory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, The Great Unwashed said: I shudder to imagine reviewing that Profit & Loss Schedule. Or even worse, product inventory. inventory was a bit of a mess, due to a holiday backlog, but luckily we've broken through. honestly impressed with our new work flow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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