Count Balerion Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 They already speak Ravenese. Can someone lend me a Ravenese dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 The trouble is, its all about inflection, so written words would have very little meaning. Why would Ned father a bastard on a fishwife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Because a vegetable wife would have been too morbid even for GRRM. Where can I buy an avocado in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 I don't recall that they're grown there. Please list, with page numbers, all the vegetables mentioned in ASOIAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 I can think of many other uses for my time that would be more preferable, and more productive. What fictional character would be the best at indexing nearly useless information? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 I'm not sure Westeros even has indexes. Who was the 995th Lord Commander? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Someone very significant to the current story, I am sure. What castle is the best for withstanding besieging Others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Well, White Castle has these little delicious burgers. Not a bad spot to stretch out a meal and pass the time. Maybe take a deck of cards, as well? Just sayin' Should I trust the free guacamole in Flea Bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 YOLO What do Westerosi youth shout when they decide that they are going to have fun and do not care about consequences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kungsmurfen Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 This. What has Hot Pie been up to since last we saw him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 He's been focusing on his modeling career. Why is there no mention of bananas in Westerosi culture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 The innuendos would never end. I am sick of the way swords are used. What color was the inside of Renly's peach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 The pits. What would Aslan do if He appeared in Westeros about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kungsmurfen Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Sacrifice his life for Ed. Why is the high tower called Hightower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Well,....[gesturing]...look at it. What flowers would one see along the Rose Road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Maybe you haven't heard, but winter has arrived and the flowers have all withered away. What does one pack for a holiday by the Dothraki Sea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 The State Department has issued an advisory warning travellers to stay away from the Dothraki Sea until Dany subjugates all the khalasars. What's keeping her? Jeesh, service these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Being a single mom is a full-time job in itself. Where can one find dance lessons in Westeros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 I hear Sansa Stark is a fine dancer, I bet you would even get paid if you brought her to Kingslanding for your lessons. Will Sansa return to Kingslanding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 27, 2018 Author Share Posted August 27, 2018 I asked Quaithe, but she only babbled something about going west to go east. Is Quaithe hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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