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I'd guess about 37C.

What is the unit of measurement for temperature in Westeros?

 

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To figure that out, you first need to understand the difference between concave and convex.  It's perplexing, to say the least.

 

How does one tell the difference between a Grumkin and a Snark?

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No idea, but I imagine it would look something like this.

Where can I find Dragon kibble?  A place that offers free overnight delivery would be preferable.  Thanks.

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overnight? maybe "within the hour" would be a better solution if my assumptions are correct.

What is the number one ingredient in dragon kibble?

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Well, that depends on the flavor (e.g. Chicken, Goat, Lamb, Amazon Delivery Guy...) , but they always include a dash of cayenne.

Can I have a pet Basilisk?  Do I need a license?

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Texas Animal Control/HazMat. Though you may need to brush up on your necromancy before giving them a call.

Where can I find some good books to counteract necromancy?

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In the show, everyone has teleportation powers -- except the army of the dead.

So ... why ARE the dead so slow? They're worse than my Internet connexion!

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"Wuv" is not recognized in the ASOIAF wiki.

 

Is the "Tower of Joy" a misnomer?

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Dragons are hatched from eggs, so at most they have a stage where they are a deliciously runny yolk.

Will we ever find out what happens to Ser Pounce?

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