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Count Balerion

Be as unhelpful as possible, v. 3 (No)

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Stannis doesn't play around.

HELP! I'VE JUST BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS, AND THEY'RE THREATENING TO DESTROY THE EARTH IF I DON'T REVEAL HOW ASOIAF IS GOING TO END!!!!!!!

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I had no idea he was a drug runner. That would explain why he was found dead in Winterfell's courtyard.

What is Big Walder's endgame?

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To get checkmate.

 

Which optometrist does Bloodraven take his thousand eyes and one to?

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Bills are what the ravens carry things with, but they don't go all the way into the stars.

 

How much fibre is in Bran?

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It is impolite to shave someone else's.

 

Who can teach me all of the steps to the Dance of the Dragons?

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They are called "talkies", now that there is sound.

 

What do you call the offspring of a zorse bred with a donkey?

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A zule? Bother, that was probably helpful.

If one makes a helpful reply in an unhelpful thread, is one actually being unhelpful by not being unhelpful? 

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He is above such mundane concerns. He has a country to rule.

Did Tywin deserve to be killed on the privy, or would it have better form to wait until he was done?

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It's a question that never occurs to Gendry, showing how feeble-minded he is.

What would a dystopia version of Westeros look like?

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