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The trouble is, its all about inflection, so written words would have very little meaning.

Why would Ned father a bastard on a fishwife?

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Because a vegetable wife would have been too morbid even for GRRM. 

Where can I buy an avocado in Westeros? 

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I can think of many other uses for my time that would be more preferable, and more productive.

 

What fictional character would be the best at indexing nearly useless information?

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Someone very significant to the current story, I am sure.

 

What castle is the best for withstanding besieging Others?

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Well, White Castle has these little delicious burgers.  Not a bad spot to stretch out a meal and pass the time.  Maybe take a deck of cards, as well?  Just sayin'

Should I trust the free guacamole in Flea Bottom?

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YOLO

 

What do Westerosi youth shout when they decide that they are going to have fun and do not care about consequences?

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He's been focusing on his modeling career.

Why is there no mention of bananas in Westerosi culture?

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The innuendos would never end. I am sick of the way swords are used.

 

What color was the inside of Renly's peach?

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Maybe you haven't heard, but winter has arrived and the flowers have all withered away.

What does one pack for a holiday by the Dothraki Sea?

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The State Department has issued an advisory warning travellers to stay away from the Dothraki Sea until Dany subjugates all the khalasars.

What's keeping her? Jeesh, service these days.

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Being a single mom is a full-time job in itself.

Where can one find dance lessons in Westeros?

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I hear Sansa Stark is a fine dancer, I bet you would even get paid if you brought her to Kingslanding for your lessons.

 

Will Sansa return to Kingslanding?

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