Jez Bell Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Whose butt does a guy have to sniff to get a drink around here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 I shed this single tear for Mr. Rogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I'm carrying this chap around in order to lose weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 ...that's right, this is a cloak of invisibility...you only think you see me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Anybody got a lighter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Yeti pubes....yeti pubes....yeti pubes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Are there mice in this hole in my wall? Eww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 I'm not a broom anymore: I'm a bloom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Maybe all heroes don't wear capes, but all those who wear capes are heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Why would you wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear it on the front of your jumper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Aye aye, captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 I’m an ever-yellow, still blooming in October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 See, I can do the villain eyebrow raise... as long as I hold down the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 I am so adorable, I can make you melt with my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 I better clean up this desk before my next meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 ...set me down you big oaf...i need to make a nature call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 I called nature once. She asked why I couldn't just text her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 For some reason, setting my screen to the darkest setting never seems enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 How did I end up here again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 A newer and more electronic tool will rise to clean a dusty floor and I will be cast aside? My joy will turn to ashes in my bristles and will be sucked into the vacuum of a new reign of cleaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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