Pictionary XL

[Buckwheat]

Mine is in too. Come one people, I am sure we all want to see the reveal.

[Pebble]

pfft  when you do something worthy of a good probing you will get one, not before.

[Buckwheat]

I see lewd people.

[Turinqui-Calima]

Come on guys.

[The BlackBear]

And just like that my ducklings we are done. I will be busy tonight so the reveal will be tomorrow at about 5 BST. Starting and Finishing sentences will follow shortly.

[The BlackBear]

Shuffled Sentences:

The Romans and the rich ladies are shocked and disgruntled at the sight of Christians around the crucified Jesus.

The Last Supper, except Jesus is the judge between two competing beerpong teams.

A European bandit enjoys some Texan fries.

There's a really exclusive sushi place that never lets us in, so when we don't get in, we say "let's just go home and drink rosé."

The pictionary players are aghast at The BlackBear, who is callously dangling a bat on a fishing rod over a camp fire.

Bex is sleeping on a concrete slab dreaming of Count Balerion while a Sad looking broomstick sits awake propped up in the corner.

As the sun sank behind the cliff, the Black Panther wondered if his copy of the Marauder"s Map was going to save him from being stranded by the rising tide.

A universe in which the GOT TV series makes sense.

Godzilla is offended that Spock, considersing ideas for his novel, abandons the purple-dinosaur-vehicular-lizard-slaughter plot in favor of a generic stick-figure vampire love story.

A giant Jeff Sessions is losing a vicious fight to a therizinosaurus

The French Easter rabbit trio attacked the Kremlin with their brutal peace rays.

I left my heart in San Francisco

The pictionary crew is enjoying a picnic at the beach, except rocksniffer who has decided to drink his lunch in the tiki bar.

A Japanese Band play music on Alcohol inspired instruments, which results in a very Sad USA prohibiting all Alcohol and the Male Gender.

A red haired woman is watching three turtles climb out of the sea through her binoculars. The turtles think they’ll throw up from the cheese and booze left on the beach.

Zen Buddhist Easter bunnies protest against workplace stress in the Red Square.

Bex dreamed of a cat trapped in a shower.

Alcoholic Spanish Detective Frederica Pascale hunts for buried treasure on a desert Island, followed closely by his pet tortoise, Balthazar.

[Pebble]

That is some confused sentences.   I think lots of mutations happened.

 

 

what happened to the Porg's?

Edited May 1, 2018 by Pebble

[Turinqui-Calima]

Wut? This is, confusing.

My Guess:
 

Spoiler

 

A giant Jeff Sessions is losing a vicious fight to a therizinosaurus
Godzilla is offended that Spock, considersing ideas for his novel, abandons the purple-dinosaur-vehicular-lizard-slaughter plot in favor of a generic stick-figure vampire love story.

Bex dreamed of a cat trapped in a shower.
Bex is sleeping on a concrete slab dreaming of Count Balerion while a Sad looking broomstick sits awake propped up in the corner.

There's a really exclusive sushi place that never lets us in, so when we don't get in, we say "let's just go home and drink rosé."
A Japanese Band play music on Alcohol inspired instruments, which results in a very Sad USA prohibiting all Alcohol and the Male Gender.

Alcoholic Spanish Detective Frederica Pascale hunts for buried treasure on a desert Island, followed closely by his pet tortoise, Balthazar.
A red haired woman is watching three turtles climb out of the sea through her binoculars. The turtles think they’ll throw up from the cheese and booze left on the beach.

Zen Buddhist Easter bunnies protest against workplace stress in the Red Square.
The French Easter rabbit trio attacked the Kremlin with their brutal peace rays.

The Last Supper, except Jesus is the judge between two competing beerpong teams.
The Romans and the rich ladies are shocked and disgruntled at the sight of Christians around the crucified Jesus.

I left my heart in San Francisco
As the sun sank behind the cliff, the Black Panther wondered if his copy of the Marauder"s Map was going to save him from being stranded by the rising tide.

A universe in which the GOT TV series makes sense.
The pictionary players are aghast at The BlackBear, who is callously dangling a bat on a fishing rod over a camp fire.

A European bandit enjoys some Texan fries.
The pictionary crew is enjoying a picnic at the beach, except rocksniffer who has decided to drink his lunch in the tiki bar.

 

 

[Jez Bell]

21 minutes ago, Pebble said:

what happened to the Porg's?

I saw none

[Buckwheat]

Spoiler

The Last Supper, except Jesus is the judge between two competing beerpong teams. The Romans and the rich ladies are shocked and disgruntled at the sight of Christians around the crucified Jesus.

There's a really exclusive sushi place that never lets us in, so when we don't get in, we say "let's just go home and drink rosé." A Japanese Band play music on Alcohol inspired instruments, which results in a very Sad USA prohibiting all Alcohol and the Male Gender.

Bex is sleeping on a concrete slab dreaming of Count Balerion while a Sad looking broomstick sits awake propped up in the corner. Bex dreamed of a cat trapped in a shower. - No idea which one would be the starter and which the finisher here.

Zen Buddhist Easter bunnies protest against workplace stress in the Red Square. The French Easter rabbit trio attacked the Kremlin with their brutal peace rays.

Alcoholic Spanish Detective Frederica Pascale hunts for buried treasure on a desert Island, followed closely by his pet tortoise, Balthazar. A red haired woman is watching three turtles climb out of the sea through her binoculars. The turtles think they’ll throw up from the cheese and booze left on the beach. - This only had one turtle when I got it. I wonder where the other two came from.

The pictionary crew is enjoying a picnic at the beach, except rocksniffer who has decided to drink his lunch in the tiki bar. The pictionary players are aghast at The BlackBear, who is callously dangling a bat on a fishing rod over a camp fire.

And then these just don't make any sense at all:

A European bandit enjoys some Texan fries. A giant Jeff Sessions is losing a vicious fight to a therizinosaurus

A universe in which the GOT TV series makes sense. Godzilla is offended that Spock, considersing ideas for his novel, abandons the purple-dinosaur-vehicular-lizard-slaughter plot in favor of a generic stick-figure vampire love story.

I left my heart in San Francisco As the sun sank behind the cliff, the Black Panther wondered if his copy of the Marauder"s Map was going to save him from being stranded by the rising tide.

 

[Buckwheat]

27 minutes ago, Jez Bell said:

I saw none

Me neither.

[Count Balerion]

Eek.

My guesses would be similar, except that I probably wouldn't get as many.

[The BlackBear]

2 hours ago, Count Balerion said:

Eek.

My guesses would be similar, except that I probably wouldn't get as many.

This doesn't count. GUESS DAMN YOU!

[Jez Bell]

My guesses  

Spoiler

 

The Last Supper, except Jesus is the judge between two competing beerpong teams.
The Romans and the rich ladies are shocked and disgruntled at the sight of Christians around the crucified Jesus.

I left my heart in San Francisco
A European bandit enjoys some Texan fries.

There's a really exclusive sushi place that never lets us in, so when we don't get in, we say "let's just go home and drink rosé."
A Japanese Band play music on Alcohol inspired instruments, which results in a very Sad USA prohibiting all Alcohol and the Male Gender.

The pictionary players are aghast at The BlackBear, who is callously dangling a bat on a fishing rod over a camp fire.
The pictionary crew is enjoying a picnic at the beach, except rocksniffer who has decided to drink his lunch in the tiki bar.

Bex dreamed of a cat trapped in a shower.
Bex is sleeping on a concrete slab dreaming of Count Balerion while a Sad looking broomstick sits awake propped up in the corner.

A universe in which the GOT TV series makes sense.
As the sun sank behind the cliff, the Black Panther wondered if his copy of the Marauder"s Map was going to save him from being stranded by the rising tide.

A giant Jeff Sessions is losing a vicious fight to a therizinosaurus
Godzilla is offended that Spock, considersing ideas for his novel, abandons the purple-dinosaur-vehicular-lizard-slaughter plot in favor of a generic stick-figure vampire love story.

 

 

[Pebble]

2 hours ago, Jez Bell said:

My guesses  

  Reveal hidden contents

 

The Last Supper, except Jesus is the judge between two competing beerpong teams.
The Romans and the rich ladies are shocked and disgruntled at the sight of Christians around the crucified Jesus.

I left my heart in San Francisco
A European bandit enjoys some Texan fries.

There's a really exclusive sushi place that never lets us in, so when we don't get in, we say "let's just go home and drink rosé."
A Japanese Band play music on Alcohol inspired instruments, which results in a very Sad USA prohibiting all Alcohol and the Male Gender.

The pictionary players are aghast at The BlackBear, who is callously dangling a bat on a fishing rod over a camp fire.
The pictionary crew is enjoying a picnic at the beach, except rocksniffer who has decided to drink his lunch in the tiki bar.

Bex dreamed of a cat trapped in a shower.
Bex is sleeping on a concrete slab dreaming of Count Balerion while a Sad looking broomstick sits awake propped up in the corner.

A universe in which the GOT TV series makes sense.
As the sun sank behind the cliff, the Black Panther wondered if his copy of the Marauder"s Map was going to save him from being stranded by the rising tide.

A giant Jeff Sessions is losing a vicious fight to a therizinosaurus
Godzilla is offended that Spock, considersing ideas for his novel, abandons the purple-dinosaur-vehicular-lizard-slaughter plot in favor of a generic stick-figure vampire love story.

 

 

same as my guesses but the Pictionary crew ones are swapped around

[Pebble]

I feel smug knowing I won the points thing.

 

I feel good knowing that soon we will have the reveal.

[The BlackBear]

REVEAL

Chain 1 - Waskally Wabbits in Wussia

Spoiler

RhaenysBee Wrote: Zen Buddhist Easter bunnies protest against workplace stress in the Red Square.

First of My Name Drew: https://i.imgur.com/YpZvQFc.jpg

Turinqui-Calima Wrote: The peace-loving Easter Bunny is protesting at the Kremlin

She Who Must Be Obeyed Drew: https://i.imgur.com/AgzBWXf.jpg

Lily Valley Wrote: French Easter Bunnies petition Russia for peace in Moscow.

Pebbles Drew: https://i.imgur.com/kn3XSPE.png

Jez Bell Wrote: French Easter bunnies attack the Russian flag with peaceful lasers on the steps of St. Basil's cathedral.

Buckwheat Drew: https://i.imgur.com/jhUIQ5f.jpg

Count Balerion Wrote: The French Easter rabbit trio attacked the Kremlin with their brutal peace rays.

 

 

Chain 2 - I left my heart in Wakanda

Spoiler

 

Jez Bell Wrote: I left my heart in San Francisco

Leap Drew: https://i.imgur.com/pyICLRr.jpg?1

Buckwheat Wrote: On your left, you can see the lovely Golden Gate Bridge.

First of My Name Drew: https://i.imgur.com/X3IfZ2B.png

Turinqui-Calima Wrote: I'm looking through binoculars at The Golden Gate Bridge and the beautiful views beyond

Count Balerion Drew: https://i.imgur.com/qVyqYFx.jpg

RhaenysBee Wrote: Count Balerion is watching the sun rise behind a golden bridge through his binoculars.

Lily Valley Drew: https://i.imgur.com/CSiRVga.jpg

She Who Must Be Obeyed Wrote: As the sun sank behind the cliff, the Black Panther wondered if his copy of the Marauder"s Map was going to save him from being stranded by the rising tide.

 

 

Chain 3 - Which Witch?

Spoiler

 

Lily Valley Wrote: Bex dreamed of a cat trapped in a shower.

Count Balerion Drew: https://i.imgur.com/pz0iO08.jpg

She Who Must Be Obeyed Wrote: Bexie is dreaming of Count Balerion chained up in the black cells.

Buckwheat Drew: https://i.imgur.com/lpMHjD3.png

RhaenysBee Wrote: A sleeping witch dreams about Count Balerion and some chains.

Jez Bell Drew: https://i.imgur.com/Mx4vpO9.png

First of My Name Wrote: A sleeping witch dreams of Count Balerion while her sentient broom stands ignored in the corner.

Turinqui-Calima Drew: https://i.imgur.com/U4Y2XkW.png

Pebbles Wrote: Bex is sleeping on a concrete slab dreaming of Count Balerion while a Sad looking broomstick sits awake propped up in the corner.

 

 

Chain 4 - No Booze, No Men, No Service

Spoiler

 

Buckwheat Wrote: There's a really exclusive sushi place that never lets us in, so when we don't get in, we say "let's just go home and drink rosé."

Turinqui-Calima Drew: https://i.imgur.com/52xixfW.png

Lily Valley Wrote: Katy Perry and Russel Brand are not allowed in Japan, so they go home for drinks.

RhaenysBee Drew: https://i.imgur.com/GBW1RSa.jpg

First of My Name Wrote: A singer and his friend are refused entry into Japan and sent back to the USA because of all the wine they've drunk.

She Who Must Be Obeyed Drew: https://i.imgur.com/SivNKr4.jpg

Count Balerion Wrote: The sloshing musician chaps and the quizzical Japanese chap make the USA sad it doesn't have any booze or stick-figures.

Jez Bell Drew: https://i.imgur.com/RlxdLaj.png

Pebbles Wrote: A Japanese Band play music on Alcohol inspired instruments, which results in a very Sad USA prohibiting all Alcohol and the Male Gender.

 

 

Chain 5 - The Bro of God

Spoiler

 

First of My Name Wrote: The Last Supper, except Jesus is the judge between two competing beerpong teams.

Jez Bell Drew: https://i.imgur.com/huG8kIS.jpg

RhaenysBee Wrote: Jesus Christ is finishing the last supper with a beer pong match.

Pebbles Drew: https://i.imgur.com/uq3QhRs.png

Leap Wrote: The Romans who came for Jesus get paid off and head to a local brothel, Jesus gets pissed with his disciples and new Porg buddies.

Lily Valley Drew: https://i.imgur.com/n02j9I4.jpg

Turinqui-Calima Wrote: Two Romans in togas are arguing with some wealthy women about the value of one particular well endowed woman, while Jesus, who is feeling down, is hanging out with a very grumpy crowd nearby.

She Who Must Be Obeyed Drew: https://i.imgur.com/YGOAlvb.jpg

Buckwheat Wrote: The Romans and the rich ladies are shocked and disgruntled at the sight of Christians around the crucified Jesus.

 

 

Chain 6 - Game of Texas

Spoiler

 

Count Balerion Wrote: A universe in which the GOT TV series makes sense.

She Who Must Be Obeyed Drew: https://i.imgur.com/JNdFmBN.jpg

Leap Wrote: In the dying sunlight, two brown dogs prepare to duel under the EU flag, in the fashion of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly (except with dogs).

Jez Bell Drew: https://i.imgur.com/TrO6SUW.png

Buckwheat Wrote: Texas joins the European Union, which the dog-sheriff is happy about, but Cowboy Rocksniffer protests the situation by shooting the sun off the sky.

Turinqui-Calima Drew: https://i.imgur.com/L6NfRIU.png

Lily Valley Wrote: Texas Smokey fires at the European Bandit.

RhaenysBee Drew: https://i.imgur.com/TL5d4vy.jpg and https://i.imgur.com/pF9OJUp.jpg

First of My Name Wrote: A European bandit enjoys some Texan fries.

 

 

Chain 7 - Today's the day the BlackBear has his picnic

Spoiler

 

She Who Must Be Obeyed Wrote: The pictionary crew is enjoying a picnic at the beach, except rocksniffer who has decided to drink his lunch in the tiki bar.

Buckwheat Drew: https://i.imgur.com/ubD1e1m.png

Jez Bell Wrote: While Rocksniffer enjoys time at the beach, the pictionary players sit around a bonfire, eating green jelly, watching a man roast a bat and one angry player stomping out her jelly with a severed head.

Lily Valley Drew: https://i.imgur.com/LBFuWIw.jpg

Count Balerion Wrote: Rocksniffer, TitanCat, Stickfigure, Buckwheat, Flying Sea-creature, Stocking, Bex, Count Balerion, and other beings roast a bat around a campfire by the sea on a very lived-in notepad.

RhaenysBee Drew: https://i.imgur.com/vl89lHh.jpg

Pebbles Wrote: The Pictionary crew and a flying fish Suspend a Bat over a large open fire and slowly roast it, while Bex dreams of flayed Theon.

First of My Name Drew: https://i.imgur.com/yOi1GyP.jpg?1

Turinqui-Calima Wrote: The pictionary players are aghast at The BlackBear, who is callously dangling a bat on a fishing rod over a camp fire.

 

 

Chain 8 - Department of Justice (and Dinosaur Fighting)

Spoiler

 

Turinqui-Calima Wrote: A giant Jeff Sessions is losing a vicious fight to a therizinosaurus

RhaenysBee Drew: https://i.imgur.com/HZa3sYS.jpg

Count Balerion Wrote: And the score is: grumpy American nerd android, 4; angry hairy dinosaur, 8.

Lily Valley Drew: https://i.imgur.com/DYrHQkL.jpg

She Who Must Be Obeyed Wrote: A bespectacled Mr. Spock is thinking that the big obscenity-hurling lizard-man can be killed by stabbing it through the heart even though the manual says to running them over is best bet!

First of My Name Drew: https://i.imgur.com/7EAqkHq.jpg

Buckwheat Wrote: A dinosaur in pyjamas curses at Spock, who is thinking that it is fine to kill love, but does not agree with describing car accidents with dinosaur fatalities in a book.

Pebbles Drew: https://i.imgur.com/7paFD6c.png

Jez Bell Wrote: Godzilla is offended that Spock, considersing ideas for his novel, abandons the purple-dinosaur-vehicular-lizard-slaughter plot in favor of a generic stick-figure vampire love story.

 

 

Chain 9 - I Like Turtles

Spoiler

 

Leap Wrote: Alcoholic Spanish Detective Frederica Pascale hunts for buried treasure on a desert Island, followed closely by his pet tortoise, Balthazar.

Lily Valley Drew: https://i.imgur.com/MXDTup0.jpg

First of My Name Wrote: A drunked, stabbed nerd digs for treasure on a beach while a turtle watches.

Turinqui-Calima Drew: https://i.imgur.com/8tS4N58.png

Jez Bell Wrote: A confused scientist scours the beach for evidence of environmental contamination, while a determined sea turtle stealthily creeps past, ignoring the relatively fresh swiss cheese and puddle of blood to go straight for the half-drunk bottle of pinot.

Buckwheat Drew: https://i.imgur.com/Wg5wAj5.jpg

She Who Must Be Obeyed Wrote: A curly-haired ginger scientist is confused by the sea turtles dislike of the cheese and wine choices available on the beach this afternoon.

Count Balerion Drew: https://i.imgur.com/upyiIsP.jpg

RhaenysBee Wrote: A red haired woman is watching three turtles climb out of the sea through her binoculars. The turtles think they’ll throw up from the cheese and booze left on the beach.

 

 

Edited May 2, 2018 by The BlackBear

[The BlackBear]

Having to think of names for all the chains sucks. I'll do your scores when I finish work.

Edited May 2, 2018 by The BlackBear

[RhaenysBee]

The Game of Texas chain is why Pictionary became a thing  *highfives everybody who added to completely destroying the original sentence, including herself*

I also like the poor Golden Gate Bridge chain and my favorite drawing is Buckwheat’s rabbits on the Red Square. 

Thank you for Bearing with us this game, BB.  (Hahahahahaha, I’m so funny, right? Nope, never mind.) 

[Buckwheat]

I love the EU sheriff eating Texan fries.

10 minutes ago, RhaenysBee said:

I also like the poor Golden Gate Bridge chain and my favorite drawing is Buckwheat’s rabbits on the Red Square.

Thank you!

And yes, much thanks to Bear for putting up with us!