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Wed, Bed, Kill

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I'm sure we all know how this goes. You are given three characters and must choose one that you would wed, one you would bed, and one you would kill. Then you give three characters for the next person to choose amongst. We'll be doing this with ASOIAF/ GOT characters of course. 

I'll start with the Baratheon brothers Stannis, Renly, and Robert

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For the sake of getting the thread going...

W: Stannis
B: Robert (young Robert, that is)
K: Renly


Margaery, Daenerys, Arianne

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That's hard. Can I enter into a polygamous relationship with Daenerys and Arianne and bed them both? 

If not:

W: Daenerys

B: Arianne

K: Margaery

Aegon the Conqueror, Rhaenys (the conqueror's sister not the daughter of Rhaegar and Elia), Visenya

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M: Aegon
B: Rhaenys

K: Visenya

 

Criston Cole, Harwyn Strong, Daemon Targaryen ("the Rogue Prince")

 

 

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Bed-Criston Cole

Wed-Daemon Targaryn

Kill-Harwyn Strong

Jorah Mormont, Illyrio, Xaro Xhoan Daxos

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What a horrible choice. 

W-Jorah

B-Xaro

K-Illyrio

Addam Marbrand, Harry the Heir, Hyle Hunt

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Bed Gendry

Wed Lancel (he'll just go pray and leave me to bed Gendry or whoever else I want)

Kill Lysa

Tywin Lannister, Littlefinger, Roose Bolton

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Bed Littlefinger(*gag*)

Wed Tywin( At least he's rich!)

Kill Roose Bolton

Craster, Biter, and Randall Tarly

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Posted (edited)

Kill Biter

Wed Randyll Tarly (ugh)

Bed Craster. Then kill him in his sleep.

Current or former NW members:

Mance Rayder, Benjen Stark, Qhorin Halfhand

Edited by Annara Snow

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Wed Stark

Bed Halfhand

Kill Rayder

Loras Tyrell, Samwell Tarly, Jaime Lannister

 

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Wed Jon 

Bed Robb

Put Theon out of his misery 

"Disfigured" guys:

Sandor Clegane, Tyrion Lannister, Loras Tyrell after Dragonstone (assuming he survives but has been burned badly)

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W: Tywin

B: Joffrey

K: Meryn Trant

(although wedding Tywin and bedding anyone else is a very bad idea)

The Tattered Prince; Brown Ben Plumm; Jorah Mormont

 

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Why is this thread not called 'Wed, Bed, Behead'? :P

W: Brown Ben Plumm

B: The Tattered Prince

K: Jorah Mormont

Next: Orton Merryweather, Gyles Rosby, Harys Swyft

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Posted (edited)

W: Orton Merryweather (he is always courteous. The only positive I could find out of the three of them.)

B: Harys Swyft 

Behead: Gyles Rosby - he could be contagious.

Shagga, Timett, Harma

 

Edited by Castellan

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(I didn't think of behead until after I'd already made the thread and it would be weird changing it now.)

You sure know how to pick 'em!:laugh:

W-Shagga

B-Timett

K-Harma

The Tully Children- Lysa, Catelyn, and Edmure

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Bed Edmure

Wed Catelyn

Kill Lysa

That was easy.

The Lannister siblings - Cersei, Jaime, Tyrion

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