Yukle Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Fat pink mast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted May 11, 2018 Author Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Yukle said: Fat pink mast. Bulbous purple head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnizipal Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 On 5/3/2018 at 3:00 AM, Therae said: Welcome to the forum! Also: good one. Thank you. I've been lurking for a while now so I thought it was about time I said something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugorfonics Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 If Euron is warging into the dusky woman, that means hes regularly getting banged out by his brother Spoiler Spoiler Typo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandrax Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Varamyr Threeskins, he’d called himself back then. Greyskin made four, though the old wolf was frail and almost toothless and soon followed Haggon into death". Varamyr Fourskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphis Baratheon Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Hugorfonics said: If Euron is warging into the dusky woman, that means hes regularly getting banged out by his brother Well it is heavily implied he raped his other younger brothers so I wouldn't put it past him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepbollywood Motte Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 I don't know if it is already metioned and it doesn't really happen on page but when it was mentioned that Walder Frey paid a dowry according to the weight of his girl to Roose Bolton I just imagine a large room in the twins somewhere with a giant scale with fat Walde on one side and someone else pooring silver on the other side and Roose just standing there stoic, nodding, and this thought makes me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 Alyane/Sansa describing one of the guys in ASOS as having a "multiplicity of chins." And Catelyn's description of Walder Frey, especially the part of how his mouth was opening and closing like a babe suckling on air and me cracking up. The descriptions in the book absolutely kill me sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 On 5/15/2018 at 10:31 AM, Ralphis Baratheon said: Well it is heavily implied he raped his other younger brothers so I wouldn't put it past him. I must have missed that. When is that mentioned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Yukle said: I must have missed that. When is that mentioned? It’s in the Aeron chapters. Stuff about the cream of a rusty hinge and Aeron’s other brother (I forget the name). There are also a few more hints in the sample chapter from Winds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Eyed Crow Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 AFFC: He pushed away from her and raised his arm, forcing his stump into her face. "A Hand without a hand? A bad jape, sister. Don't ask me to rule." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 12 hours ago, HelenaExMachina said: It’s in the Aeron chapters. Stuff about the cream of a rusty hinge and Aeron’s other brother (I forget the name). There are also a few more hints in the sample chapter from Winds Oh, there you go. Shows how intently I read those parts. I find it reeeaaaally hard to concentrate during his chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Lovejoy Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 At some point I am pretty sure Val makes a comment about how Selyse's beard is bigger than her bush and that got a few chuckles out of me. King Robert's reaction when Stannis wanted to outlaw brothels - (paraphrasing) "Should we outlaw breathing and shitting too?" Gets me every time. Robb getting annoyed at Joffrey being indifferent and refusing to fight with wooden swords in the very beginning of AGOT. One of Joffrey's few great moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApostolinO Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Quote "Beric Dondarrion was handsome enough, but he was awfully old, almost 22." -AGOT, Sansa. The exaggeration made me laugh so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphis Baratheon Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 On 5/29/2018 at 6:02 PM, Lucius Lovejoy said: Robb getting annoyed at Joffrey being indifferent and refusing to fight with wooden swords in the very beginning of AGOT. One of Joffrey's few great moments. He really did get the better of Robb there. Robb's pride was so hurt and Joff walked off and left him steaming. Definitely one of the few times Joffrey looked cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zandru Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 22 minutes ago, Ralphis Baratheon said: [Joffrey] ally did get the better of Robb there. Robb's pride was so hurt and Joff walked off and left him steaming. Definitely one of the few times Joffrey looked cool. Actually, I thought it was the Hound who looked cool, with his comments on live steel. And old Ser Rod was convinced enough that he brought out the actual tourney swords the next day. Joff just looked like a little wanker, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 Speaking of the hound, it was kind of funny how in ASOS when he's with Arya and he tells her how to kill a man and shows her where the heart is and she thinks to her self, well that's one way. If only Sandor knew all the crazy shit Arya had already done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiemal Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Arya and Elmar interacting without either recognizing the other as their intended. Quote My princess," he sobbed. "We've been dishonored, Aenys says. There was a bird from the Twins. My lord father says I'll need to marry someone else, or be a septon." A stupid princess, she thought, that's nothing to cry over. "My brothers might be dead," she confided. Elmar gave her a scornful look. "No one cares about a serving girl's brothers." It was hard not to hit him when he said that. "I hope your princess dies," she said, and ran off before he could grab her. ACoK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynesse Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Jaime describing his cousin Cleos Frey: "He looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Lynesse said: Jaime describing his cousin Cleos Frey: "He looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe." LOL I love Jaime. Thanks for reminding me of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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