Tana Snow Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Quote Fat Tom was knocking on her door. "Arya girl, what's wrong?" he called out. "You in there?" "No!" she shouted. The knocking stopped. A moment later she heard him going away. Fat Tom was always easy to fool. So cute. It shows how young Arya was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 Aegon getting super offended when Tyrion calls him dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tana Snow Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Quote "I would speak with the lad alone, my Lord of Bones," Mance Rayder said to Rattleshirt. "Leave us, all of you." "What, me as well?" said Tormund. “No, you especially,” said Mance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euron III Greyjoy Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Finding out Greatjon Umber needed to be taken down by 8 Freys whilst black out drunk. Despite the sadness I feel whenever reminded of the Red Wedding, that fact never fails to amuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIght_King Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Joffrey's poisoning during his own wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 That time that Jon got stabbed by his own men. Cracks me up everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchayakan Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 When (poor) Quentyn gets roasted by Rhaegal I had a very good laugh. I still think about it every now and then and feel better. The contrast to all of his ambitions and training and journey to just get (eventually) killed like that. So good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tana Snow Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Tyrion and the Mountain Clans: Quote The other clansmen followed Shagga into the common room, Bronn with them. The sellsword gave Tyrion a rueful shrug. "Who might you be?" Lord Tywin asked, cool as snow. "They followed me home, Father," Tyrion explained. "May I keep them? They don't eat much." Quote Other voices called other names, Conn and Torrek and Jaggot and more that Tyrion forgot the instant he heard them; ten at least. A few had swords and knives; others brandished pitchforks and scythes and wooden spears. He waited until they were done shouting out their names before he gave them answer. "I am Tyrion son of Tywin, of the Clan Lannister, the Lions of the Rock. We will gladly pay you for the goat we ate." Quote "Conn speaks truly," Gunthor said. "Your silver is ours. Your horses are ours. Your hauberk and your battle-axe and the knife at your belt, those are ours too. You have nothing to give us but your lives. How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?" "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied. Quote Lord Tywin rose, dignified and correct. "Even in the west, we know the prowess of the warrior clans of the Mountains of the Moon. What brings you down from your strongholds, my lords?" "Horses," said Shagga. Quote "I know all about Lord Petyr. He's almost as untrustworthy as you. Shagga, cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats." Shagga hefted the huge double-bladed axe. "There are no goats, Halfman." "Make do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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