The Anti-Targ Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I guess it might depend on if they like you. https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/357554/clarke-vs-shark-do-dolphins-protect-people Sometimes they like to watch, I suppose. This is our Prime Minister's partner. She's pregnant and running the country, he's fighting off sharks. Badass or irresponsible (the shark fighting)? You be the judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I guess I am safe if sharks attack me. Every interaction I have had with dolphins had them ignoring everyone else and only interacting with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martell Spy Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 So long and thanks for all the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen'ari Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 If you’re in trouble with a shark I’d think an Orca being around would be much better than a dolphin, they eat Great Whites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Dolphins are cheeky punks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljkeane Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Sidious said: If you’re in trouble with a shark I’d think an Orca being around would be much better than a dolphin, they eat Great Whites. Fuck that. When Killer Whales work out humans are edible we're screwed. Have you seen them catching seals on the beach? On the beach! Just take one for the team and let the shark eat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Kilmore Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I know mythbusters tested it and rated it as plausible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 21 hours ago, Martell Spy said: So long and thanks for all the fish. Lmfao i actually always found dolphins kinda creepy when I realised how smart they genuinely were and some of the nasty stuff they do kinda ruins some otherwise pleasant childhood memories of this dolphin finding itself at my local beach and chilling with all the kids for a bit and then swimming off. Avtually you know what, no. That’s still a kickass memory and that dolphin was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astromech Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 23 hours ago, Martell Spy said: So long and thanks for all the fish. Haha, and Flipper was only in it for the fish. He would've drowned Sandy and Bud were it not for them feeding him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 7 hours ago, ljkeane said: Fuck that. When Killer Whales work out humans are edible we're screwed. Have you seen them catching seals on the beach? On the beach! Just take one for the team and let the shark eat you. She-it. Just wait until they remember they used to be land animals, and decide to regrow their legs. None of us will be safe then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 My "Friend of Man-dolphin" bubble was burst when I heard they try to get sexy with people silly enough to go swimming with them. Then the "Roving Band of Rapist" teen dolphins who prey on unprotected, innocent, girly dolphins moved them firmly into the category of unsavory species in my mind. Now I only buy dolphin-unsafe tuna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Tears of Lys said: My "Friend of Man-dolphin" bubble was burst when I heard they try to get sexy with people silly enough to go swimming with them. Then the "Roving Band of Rapist" teen dolphins who prey on unprotected, innocent, girly dolphins moved them firmly into the category of unsavory species in my mind. Now I only buy dolphin-unsafe tuna. yeah this is what did it for me. well creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen'ari Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 On 5/18/2018 at 12:09 AM, ljkeane said: Fuck that. When Killer Whales work out humans are edible we're screwed. Have you seen them catching seals on the beach? On the beach! Just take one for the team and let the shark eat you. Yeah I’ve seen that on a documentary about them, the way they catch seals by beaching themselves is really clever, different pods of them only eat certain prey if I remember right, so some who only ate fish would ignore seals and vice versa, I don’t think they like the taste of human much , unless it’s one of those people who catches them and puts them in sea world or somewhere similar, in which case good luck to the Orca!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Dolphins are my friends and you are all a big stupid meanie head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 I want to believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conflicting Thought Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Well if the simpsons taught me anything is that the dophins will como for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Anti-Targ Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 On 5/18/2018 at 5:02 PM, Tears of Lys said: My "Friend of Man-dolphin" bubble was burst when I heard they try to get sexy with people silly enough to go swimming with them. Then the "Roving Band of Rapist" teen dolphins who prey on unprotected, innocent, girly dolphins moved them firmly into the category of unsavory species in my mind. Now I only buy dolphin-unsafe tuna. Why don't they do what other bachelor groups among social animals do and engage in homosexual behaviour to get out their sexual urges? Dolphins be homophobes too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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