Yukle Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 This requires a little background first: Australian Football is the best sport in the whole of the known universe and Collingwood is the best team. Guess what the Docklands Stadium in Melbourne (the world's best city) will be called from now on? Marvel Stadium. Apparently Disney will pay "tens of millions" for the deal, which I think is a mistake because surely the Star Wars movies have shown Disney they could brand a film with anything nostalgic, splice in nothing but YouTube clips of "Top ten Lulz of OCtober" and people would still pay to see it. More advertising really isn't necessary. At least we'll get lots of stupid puns in our sporting headlines every time a club has a significant win at the ground. And proving that there is nothing that he isn't amazing at, this was Ryan Reynold's response: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Yukle said: This requires a little background first: Australian Football is the best sport in the whole of the known universe and Collingwood is the best team. Lies!!! Also, do you Aussiecommies have to call everything football to overcompensate for the fact that American football is greater than all other forms of football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Tywin et al. said: Lies!!! Also, do you Aussiecommies have to call everything football to overcompensate for the fact that American football is greater than all other forms of football? Our footy is the oldest codified set of football rules in the world! Suck it, Colonials! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Yukle said: Our footy is the oldest codified set of football rules in the world! Suck it, Colonials! Prison rules don't count, exiles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Pony Empress Jace said: exiles! Traitors to the monarchy! Ungrateful peasants! God save the Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Yukle said: Traitors to the monarchy! Ungrateful peasants! God save the Queen! Long live the rebellion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 One of our favorite wines is 19 Crimes. Every bottle has a cork with one of the 19 Crimes on it that could get you exiled to Aussie land. Beinf a debtor was pretty rough back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Pony Empress Jace said: Long live the rebellion! At this moment Canada, New Zealand and 'Straya are plotting your return to the fold. Don't be too shocked when we stomp your faces at the Commonwealth Games in Marvel stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Yukle said: At this moment Canada, New Zealand and 'Straya are plotting your return to the fold. Don't be too shocked when we stomp your faces at the Commonwealth Games in Marvel stadium. You ask me, America could use a good beatdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Pony Empress Jace said: You ask me, America could use a good beatdown. You shut yer whore mouth! This is Murica!!! Love it or leave it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Rhom said: You shut yer whore mouth! This is Murica!!! Love it or leave it!!! You look like a blueberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Pony Empress Jace said: You look like a blueberry Says the girl who traded a rainbow avatar for a goth like blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Rhom said: Says the girl who traded a rainbow avatar for a goth like blue. A friend's daughter explained this particular character to me and I couldn't help but assume the identity in our Post Truth society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Pony Empress Jace said: A friend's daughter explained this particular character to me and I couldn't help but assume the identity in our Post Truth society. You can’t handle the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Rhom said: You can’t handle the truth. I am the truth, Rhom. I am the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Pony Empress Jace said: I am the truth, Rhom. I am the truth. IS NOT TRUTH INFINITE!!!! ( @Triskele Bakake happens) i could also say “You’re no Paul Pierce.” But really @Pony Empress Jace all I want to say is that I love that this thread is now tagged as Hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Rhom said: IS NOT TRUTH INFINITE!!!! ( @Triskele Bakake happens) i could also say “You’re no Paul Pierce.” But really @Pony Empress Jace all I want to say is that I love that this thread is now tagged as Hot. YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, Pony Empress Jace said: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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