polishgenius Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Come one, come all. Regale us with tales of why your chosen team for the totally uncorrupt tournament that is the 2018 FIFA World Cup is the second-most magnificent team and place in the world, after Belgium. Celebrate your inferior superiority, and marvel in the magnificence of the other Red Devils as we march our way to victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan La Cabra Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Since I got Argentina, I clearly had to change my name and picture to pay homage to the one and only GOAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereward Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Le football est très comme boire du vin. Au début, on est joyeux et plein d'espoir. Au fur et à mesure que la journée avance, on devient excitable et intense. A la fin, on est couvert de taches inexpliquées, de Gauloises usagées et de paysannes douteuses. Mais, dans les deux cas, la France triomphe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 After the Iniesta fiesta, we can enjoy a nice siesta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 LAMENT AND BE WOEFUL, FOR TIME OF YOUR DOOM IS AT HAND. WE, BELOVED PEOPLE OF THOR, COME TO THE WORLD WITH OUR DEMAND. GIVE UP THE GOLD OR FACE YOUR DOOM IN ODINS NAME, WE HAVE SACRIFICED AT THE FOOT OF MIGHTY EYJAFJALLAJÖKYLL. ITS WRATH WILL DARKEN YOUR SKIES AND STRAND ALL IN THE PORTS OF AIR FOREVER. NEVER SHALL YOU TASTE OF FRESH GAME OR FEEL WARMTH OF HEARTH AGAIN. WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR LAMENTATIONS. IT WILL BE JOYOUS. HUH!! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 ALL GLORIES TO MIGHTY NATION MEXICO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncalagonTheBlack Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Mighty Uruguay! We will bite our way to victory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teng Ai Hui Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 The new FIFA rankings were released recently, and Russia is now the lowest ranked team in the tournament, not Saudi Arabia. Surely we will at least win the opening match of the tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teng Ai Hui Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 I'm having a good laugh at this morning's sports news. The French team, playing at full strength, can't beat an American team that is rebuilding itself and has no manager. #Overrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 It's been sixteen years since the mighty Senegal delighted the world. Sixteen years ago, we've faced the world champions, and beat them. We will do the same, again!!! But unfortunately, we must face Pretend Germany first, how insulting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Arvo mates! 'stralia's gonna locomote all the way to the final! I gotta swing my hips now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime L Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 As World Cup host, I wish to welcome all nations to Russia where spirit of international cooperation and fair competition are most cherished bedrock principle. Please have board username/password ready to pass customs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Jaimstoyevesky said: As World Cup host, I wish to welcome all nations to Russia where spirit of international cooperation and fair competition are most cherished bedrock principle. Please have board username/password ready to pass customs. *standing ovation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterfell is Burning Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 As a supporter of Switzerland, I'd like to remind you that all your money is in our banks and when WW3 starts because someone mocked Trump's Apprentice ratings on Twitter, we'll be a (maybe the only) safe haven. So, you know, remembering that when playing against us might be wise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Bern is Burning said: As a supporter of Switzerland, I'd like to remind you that all your money is in our banks and when WW3 starts because someone mocked Trump's Apprentice ratings on Twitter, we'll be a (maybe the only) safe haven. So, you know, remembering that when playing against us might be wise... This is sound advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Hello my friends. You have all been selected for losing the World Cup. To change the result, simply post your account details here. Thank you my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskeyjack Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Jaimstoyevesky said: As World Cup host, I wish to welcome all nations to Russia where spirit of international cooperation and fair competition are most cherished bedrock principle. Please have board username/password ready to pass customs. 3 hours ago, General Prince Stubbumgwu said: Hello my friends. You have all been selected for losing the World Cup. To change the result, simply post your account details here. Thank you my friends. These are both great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Jaimstoyevesky said: As World Cup host, I wish to welcome all nations to Russia where spirit of international cooperation and fair competition are most cherished bedrock principle. Please have board username/password ready to pass customs. ALL OF KOREA IS HERE TO PROVE RUSSIA IS THE GREATEST WE ACKNOWLEDGE HE OF THE WONDEROUS HAIR, KIM JONG-UN, AS SUPREME LEADER AND KNOW HE FEELS THE SAME LOVE AND AFFECTIONS FOR VLADIMIR PUTIN THAT THE HORSE HE RODE FEELS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterOJ Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Hello from Poland! The team with only one star player. We're sort of like Wales in that way, but we are here in Russia and they are not. Take that Bale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigima Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 15 hours ago, Jaimstoyevesky said: As World Cup host, I wish to welcome all nations to Russia where spirit of international cooperation and fair competition are most cherished bedrock principle. Please have board username/password ready to pass customs. ¡Dios mio! Bienvenido, viejo amigo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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