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World Cup 2018: Celebratin' Your Nation.

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8 hours ago, Maltarinho said:

I believe they are playing Italy

Outstanding!  That sounds like a spirited match and a difficult but noble challenge for the American club.  

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WE ARE BEING CRUSHING DREAMS OF THE FLEA! THEY ARE CALLING HIM GREATEST? THE MESSI HAS NEVER FACED THE SHIELD WALL.

WITH THAT STOP, WE REJOICE IN THE WOE AND LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR NATION. 

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I can see why the Icelanders go on about vikings, because that was a robbery for sure.

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The Glorious Land of the Rising Sun has conquered the pitiful nation of Colombia as we all surely expected. Now, only the stringy Poland and Senegal stay in our way to conquering passing through the group stages and winning the World Cup!

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I don't care who scores the goal as long as its a goal for Russia.  Ta   more celebratory vodka please.

 

 

 

edit.    We can even score them ourselves.

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Paging Egyptian people - President Putin demand immediate construction of new pyramid to serve as tomb for all Egyptian World Cup hopes and dreams. 

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1 hour ago, Jaimstoyevesky said:

Paging Egyptian people - President Putin demand immediate construction of new pyramid to serve as tomb for all Egyptian World Cup hopes and dreams. 

England, out of fear for their players, has instructed MI6 to investigate in your leader has rigged the World Cup. He already rigged an election, after all.

Also, we respectful request that you do not get any kompromat on any of our players, coaches and representatives.   

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34 minutes ago, chiKanery et al. said:

England, out of fear for their players, has instructed MI6 to investigate in your leader has rigged the World Cup. He already rigged an election, after all.

Also, we respectful request that you do not get any kompromat on any of our players, coaches and representatives.   

Although it may be unhealthy to score against Russia, England do not need to fear for their players.  They are not good enough to win against the motherland even if all our players where blindfolded and had just one leg each.

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15 minutes ago, Pebble said:

Although it may be unhealthy to score against Russia, England do not need to fear for their players.  They are not good enough to win against the motherland even if all our players where blindfolded and had just one leg each.

That is exactly the fate of your team after England wins the WC. Dope won you several gold medals Russia, but not even with fraud you will be able to elude your destiny.

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21 minutes ago, Pebble said:

Although it may be unhealthy to score against Russia, England do not need to fear for their players.  They are not good enough to win against the motherland even if all our players where blindfolded and had just one leg each.

 

58 minutes ago, chiKanery et al. said:

England, out of fear for their players, has instructed MI6 to investigate in your leader has rigged the World Cup. He already rigged an election, after all.

Also, we respectful request that you do not get any kompromat on any of our players, coaches and representatives.   

We didn't free ourselves of Cold War tyranny just so you two great powers could start bickering again! While you are distracted, a minnow shall finally triumph!

GLORY TO CROATIA!

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5 hours ago, chiKanery et al. said:

England, out of fear for their players, has instructed MI6 to investigate in your leader has rigged the World Cup. He already rigged an election, after all.

Also, we respectful request that you do not get any kompromat on any of our players, coaches and representatives.   

Russia respect privacy and independence of all visiting World Cup Nations.  Only rigging Putin does is in sailboat. Whether a given team Leaves or Remains is entirely up to them. 

In meantime, please enjoy Common Market provided in Red Square for all World Cup Teams who remain. 

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2 hours ago, Jaimstoyevesky said:

Russia respect privacy and independence of all visiting World Cup Nations.  Only rigging Putin does is in sailboat. Whether a given team Leaves or Remains is entirely up to them. 

In meantime, please enjoy Common Market provided in Red Square for all World Cup Teams who remain. 

8 hours ago, Pebble said:

Although it may be unhealthy to score against Russia, England do not need to fear for their players.  They are not good enough to win against the motherland even if all our players where blindfolded and had just one leg each.

Uh oh, look out behind you, a WADA inspector.

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15 hours ago, Yukle said:

 

We didn't free ourselves of Cold War tyranny just so you two great powers could start bickering again! While you are distracted, a minnow shall finally triumph!

GLORY TO CROATIA!

Two? Russia has never been a great power. The Soviets were, but they’ve been smashed and scattered to the winds, much like House Baratheon.

 

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12 minutes ago, chiKanery et al. said:

Two? Russia has never been a great power. The Soviets were, but they’ve been smashed and scattered to the winds, much like House Baratheon.

 

No, the Soviet Union was a Superpower. Russia is undeniably a Great Power, for its nuclear arsenal, its military power, its ability to project force, its UN Security Council seat, its ability to exert diplomatic pressure on non-Great Power states and its economic sway through the use of pipelines and oil and gas embargoes.

Edit: Whoops, saw the post without noticing it was in the World Cup forum, so apologies for the serious answer.

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11 minutes ago, Pierre Le Harceleur said:

No, the Soviet Union was a Superpower. Russia is undeniably a Great Power, for its nuclear arsenal, its military power, its ability to project force, its UN Security Council seat, its ability to exert diplomatic pressure on non-Great Power states and its economic sway through the use of pipelines and oil and gas embargoes.

Psh. Russia’s economy is smaller than multiple U.S. states, and is comparable to collapsing economies in Europe. All they have is nukes, and that’s it. You remove that, they lose all their standing in the world and they would probably have been attacked over the annexation of Crimea.  

But here’s the ultimate proof that Russia is a weak, lame, worthless S-Hole country:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/19/moscow-runs-low-on-beer-necessities-for-thirsty-world-cup-fans.html

These world class drunks are running out of beer, and it hasn’t even been a whole week. No great power would ever do that.

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11 hours ago, locura said:

Uh oh, look out behind you, a WADA inspector.

*dives behind dumpster*

3 hours ago, chiKanery et al. said:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/19/moscow-runs-low-on-beer-necessities-for-thirsty-world-cup-fans.html

These world class drunks are running out of beer, and it hasn’t even been a whole week. No great power would ever do that.

Beer not classified as alcoholic beverage in Russia until 2012.  Sometimes we forget rest of world is cheap date.. Rest assured, restocking of Mike's Hard Lemonade in process as we speak to quell English hooligan rioting. 

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3 hours ago, Jaimstoyevesky said:

*dives behind dumpster*

Beer not classified as alcoholic beverage in Russia until 2012.  Sometimes we forget rest of world is cheap date.. Rest assured, restocking of Mike's Hard Lemonade in process as we speak to quell English hooligan rioting. 

I'd advise against that, good sir. If that's all you're offering they'll be drunk......and mad. Our firms have a lot of blood on their hands, and word is they are hungering for Russian flesh. 

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7 hours ago, Pierre Le Harceleur said:

No, the Soviet Union was a Superpower.

Croatia is the only superpower.

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