Unlady B Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I can't say no to a beer... so I'll be around to help other countries cry their sorrows and drown them in a pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 58 minutes ago, Yukle said: Or is it that FIFA is the only organisation more corrupt than Putin's Russia, so it doesn't seem so bad now? The NCAA is saying hold my beer. At least FIFA athletes get paid. But remember now, Blatter is the president of everybody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJ Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 On 6/12/2018 at 10:50 AM, Yukle said: Is this the loser's lounge for who we got in the forum draw? In which case, see you in 3 games when Croatia is out. Or is it for your actual country? In which case, see you in 3 games when Australia is out. Careful... you could be burned at the stake as a heretic for even suggesting that the team bestowed upon you by the great and almighty RNG isn't your actual team. Think of it as an even more vicious form of running for government in Australia - only openly admitting to divided loyalties results in slightly more beheadings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 14, 2018 Author Share Posted June 14, 2018 49 minutes ago, chiKanery et al. said: The NCAA is saying hold my beer. At least FIFA athletes get paid. Savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 14 hours ago, La Albearceleste said: None will be above Argentina come the final. When your one man is Messi, you only need one man. TAKE HEED COW-FUCKER! FOR TO REACH THE FINAL HILL, ONE MUST FIRST PASSING OUR SHIELD WALL. LAMENTATIONS AND WOE AWAIT HIGUAIN? WE WATCH GOAT DROP TURD THIS DAY THAT PLAYS BETTER FOR HIS NATION! AGUERO THE ARSELING? HAR! WE WILL LAY HIM LOW IN A BARROW - AND BE PISSING ON HIS MEMORY BEFORE ODIN CALLS FOR THE HALF. DYBALA? HIS MOTHER WAS WELL MET ON OUR JOURNIES TO UPPSALA. FOR THE MESSI? - IT SHALL BE MESSY. HEAR ME EARSLING - THE STINKING FLEA IS NO GOLD-GIVER. TALES ARE STILL TOLD OF PENALTY HE LAUNCHING TO SKY AGAINST CHILE! A SIGN FROM MIGHTY TYR! HUH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord of Oop North said: TAKE HEED COW-FUCKER! FOR TO REACH THE FINAL HILL, ONE MUST FIRST PASSING OUR SHIELD WALL. LAMENTATIONS AND WOE AWAIT Which country are you supporting? Other than the losers, obviously. Vikings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, Yukle said: Which country are you supporting? Other than the losers, obviously. Vikings? He's Icelandic. I'm still offering him a deal for Normandy if he wants it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, The Marquis de Leech said: He's Icelandic. I'm still offering him a deal for Normandy if he wants it. Of course! Duh, that's so obvious now! Great and glorious Croatia rescued Rome from the Crisis of the Third Century. We can crush some bearded twerps in longships. Don't even get me started on you, France. Stop stealing our flag, turning it 90 degrees and shaking the shield off. At least when we make a republic we don't get rid of it and reinstate it four more times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Yukle said: Of course! Duh, that's so obvious now! Great and glorious Croatia rescued Rome from the Crisis of the Third Century. We can crush some bearded twerps in longships. Don't even get me started on you, France. Stop stealing our flag, turning it 90 degrees and shaking the shield off. At least when we make a republic we don't get rid of it and reinstate it four more times. Do not provoke us, or we shall restore Croatia to the warm embrace of the Illyrian Provinces! As for republics, we French are perfectionists. As per the Enlightenment ideas that we birthed, we do not shy away from experimenting with our governmental system from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mormont Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Lord of Oop North said: TAKE HEED COW-FUCKER! FOR TO REACH THE FINAL HILL, ONE MUST FIRST PASSING OUR SHIELD WALL. Nonsense. One can merely lift the ball over the wall, like so: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrum Aeternum Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Since I hold no realistic expectations for my beloved Panama to contend in their first ever World Cup, I will be taking a shot each time a goal is scored against them. If you're not gonna win, at least drown your sorrows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 *walks in bar* *leaves Vodka for Saudi's* Not sure if you lot are allowed to drink it, but not drinking is why you where so terrible. *walks out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Gosh, who got the Saudis? Start mixing your drinks now! We'll make a comfortable seat for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 13 hours ago, La Albearceleste said: Nonsense. One can merely lift the ball over the wall, like so: Your team would be nothing with out your steroids monster! In Stugotz's Personal Record Book, Messi is still 5'1 and never played professional soccer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 15 hours ago, La Albearceleste said: Nonsense. One can merely lift the ball over the wall, like so: MOVING PICTURES? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY. HEAR ME, WITCH, WE SHALL SMASH THAT PUNY CHILD AND SHAVE HIM BALD. HE SEEKS TO HIDE FROM HIS KINSMEN HIS WOE AND LAMENTATIONS AND GOLD-HOARDING WITH A FEARSOME BEARD. BUT IT WILL NOT OFFER HIM SUCCOR. A JARL IS TO BRING HIS KINSMEN VICTORY, GOLD, AND SLAVES - BUT THE MESSI BRINGS ONLY DEFEAT AND WOE TO HIS PEOPLE. LIKE LOKI THE DECEIVER, HE IS CASTING SPELL UPON YOUR PEOPLE. FOR GOOD OF ALL, WE WILL BEING CASTING HIM DOWN INTO HEL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukle Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord of Oop North said: MOVING PICTURES? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY. HEAR ME, WITCH, WE SHALL SMASH THAT PUNY CHILD AND SHAVE HIM BALD. HE SEEKS TO HIDE FROM HIS KINSMEN HIS WOE AND LAMENTATIONS AND GOLD-HOARDING WITH A FEARSOME BEARD. BUT IT WILL NOT OFFER HIM SUCCOR. A JARL IS TO BRING HIS KINSMEN VICTORY, GOLD, AND SLAVES - BUT THE MESSI BRINGS ONLY DEFEAT AND WOE TO HIS PEOPLE. LIKE LOKI THE DECEIVER, HE IS CASTING SPELL UPON YOUR PEOPLE. FOR GOOD OF ALL, WE WILL BEING CASTING HIM DOWN INTO HEL. So you're saying you surrender? Understandable. There's no shame losing to Glorious Croatia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 5 hours ago, Pebble said: *walks in bar* *leaves Vodka for Saudi's* Not sure if you lot are allowed to drink it, but not drinking is why you where so terrible. *walks out* I believe this is appropriate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teng Ai Hui Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Barkeep, a glass of ice, please. *adds some liquid from Pebble's bottle* Mmm... that's the best glass of water I have ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mormont Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Lord of Oop North said: MOVING PICTURES? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY. HEAR ME, WITCH, WE SHALL SMASH THAT PUNY CHILD AND SHAVE HIM BALD. HE SEEKS TO HIDE FROM HIS KINSMEN HIS WOE AND LAMENTATIONS AND GOLD-HOARDING WITH A FEARSOME BEARD. BUT IT WILL NOT OFFER HIM SUCCOR. A JARL IS TO BRING HIS KINSMEN VICTORY, GOLD, AND SLAVES - BUT THE MESSI BRINGS ONLY DEFEAT AND WOE TO HIS PEOPLE. LIKE LOKI THE DECEIVER, HE IS CASTING SPELL UPON YOUR PEOPLE. FOR GOOD OF ALL, WE WILL BEING CASTING HIM DOWN INTO HEL. The Messi does indeed cast a spell, over his opponents. You will have the pleasure of experiencing it, which we all understand is your reward for qualifying. Playing against Messi is your world cup. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 No losers in today's outing, but I will share some sangria with the iberians brothers for a game well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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