rocksniffer Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Chick was the one to snag the newt eyes off the pizza because he was looking for some reason to drop by Jez's wicca party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 7, 2018 Author Share Posted September 7, 2018 Milkshakes are the strongest drink Sniffer will touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 HC makes milkshakes with eye of newt, but instead of drinking them he feeds them to demon rabbits and forces them to post bizarre theories like "Joffrey is actually an enormous pickled onion". That's actually one of the more mainstream ones. But since they're demon rabbits, we should probably cut them some slack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 HC makes milkshakes with eye of newt, but instead of drinking them he feeds them to demon rabbits and forces them to post bizarre theories like "Joffrey is actually an enormous pickled onion". That's actually one of the more mainstream ones. But since they're demon rabbits, we should probably cut them some slack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 CB will double post on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 RB only eats dehydrated food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 17, 2018 Author Share Posted September 17, 2018 JB is fond of gardening by moonlight. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 HC killed Joffrey! He was the 71st course, and had a slow-acting poison that only worked on obnoxious incest bastards! How durst he murther that hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 CB writes the best ASOIAF fan fiction ever. If only there were awards for the quality of the words combinations he commits to his documents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 RB is at this very moment lying on a beach in Madagascar working on his tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Honeyed Chicken once had a promising relationship with a plucky young duckling. However, soon enough, he got cocky. The whole affair ran afowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Jez revels in her opportunities to punnish those around her, whether they deserve it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kungsmurfen Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 RB never learned how to cook, despite this he managed to lie his way through the job interview at one of Westeros finest restaurants. After they found out how poor he was in the kitchen his only option was to take the black, where he is now ironically a chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Smurf tried out for the Tyrion Lannister part in HBO's GOT. D&D liked his audition but they said his blue skin was a deal breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Honeyed chicken has prophetic dreams. He once dreamt that he was spinning uncontrollably in a pool of water. The next day, his washing machine broke. Another time, he dreamt that he had beans on toast for breakfast, and then you'll never guess what happened! He had an omelette. It doesn't always work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 jezzie once looked upon my form and wept... ...ok everyone weeps but she danced naked and chanted shame...shame.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Rocksniffer has been googling "mushroom dick" and "yeti pubes" over and over for the past couple of days just to reassure himself that his junk is better than President Fungus Phallus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 KoA is actually Banksy, but only every second Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Jez is Stormy Daniels in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 KoA joined the Brave companions because he thought they were a sockpuppet-knitting club. Why, who knows. Maybe it was the deceptive advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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