Jace, Extat Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Somewhat controversially, recent scholars have determined that Knight of Ashes is in fact The Last Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 The Basilissa keeps a petting zoo for basilisks on the Basilisk Islands. They're actually quite cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 12/30/2018 at 6:31 PM, Count Balerion said: The Basilissa keeps a petting zoo for basilisks on the Basilisk Islands. They're actually quite cute. Just don't look them in the eye - unless you fancy turning to stone. There is a point at which being"creative' can be taken too far. CB may have reached it with a Christmas tree made up entirely of "I HATE TRUMP!" bumper stickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 16 hours ago, honeyed chicken said: Just don't look them in the eye - unless you fancy turning to stone. There is a point at which being"creative' can be taken too far. CB may have reached it with a Christmas tree made up entirely of "I HATE TRUMP!" bumper stickers. "There's a point. Out there beyond the boundaries. Where the rules aren't weapons anymore they're shackles. Letting the bad guy get ahead. One day you may face such a moment of crisis, and when you do I hope you have a friend like I did. Ready to plunge their hands into the filth. So that you can keep yours clean!" -Commissioner James Gorden, on honeyed chicken arranging the TRUMP Tower meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 J,B will lie, cheat, steal, and murder in order to keep the um, risque video of her and Ted Nugent a secret for the rest of eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Another living example of creativity gone too far is our friend, Knight of Ashes. KoA recently attended a New Years Eve soiree wearing a sports coat to which he had safety pinned dozens of pictures of himself as a baby (yes, he was a cute infant, I'm told). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 HC, on the other wing, wasn't a baby at all. He was hatched of a witch's cauldron gone horribly wrong. I think she put too much oregano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Count Balerion was born 7 months too early. Incubation technology was still in its infancy so he was placed in a cast iron pot inside of a pizza oven. His bones never hardened, but his spirit did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Jace sprained her ankle after attempting to do the ‘Bird Box Challenge’ today. She blindfolded herself and fell down the stairs after 2 measly steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Ramsay already has his Rayne Dakota Prescott jersey on and is anxiously awaiting a Cowboys victory this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Twenty-two years after the battle of Yavin onlookers were horrified to realize that Tywin et al had been subsisting on the freeze dried flesh of Imperial officers since the time of his X-Wing's loss of contact with the rest of the attack squads. Particularly of note was the upsetting shrine of codpieces found in his "prayer and contemplation chambers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Jace lives in a geodesic dome, watched by an alien race wishing to learn from her reaction to every eventuality. The setting can be completely controlled to put her into different situations. They are currently testing her reaction to latex and shoulder pads. It's not going well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Whenever she has a job interview, Jez answers all questions with "I am the incinerator of souls, and you are trash!" This actually worked fairly well at her last interview (for an HR position, natch). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Count Balerion once hit his father in the face with a dead fish. He then pointed at him and told him never to touch his toy bird again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 1/4/2019 at 5:49 PM, Tywin et al. said: Count Balerion once hit his father in the face with a dead fish. He then pointed at him and told him never to touch his toy bird again. Ty Ty spent nine weeks inside of a boarded up crate before realizing that fare to the moon could not possibly cost just $12.99 Unfortunately by the time he'd worked himself out of the box, the oil tanker on which it had been stowed was overrun with pirates who were less than understanding about why his breath smelled faintly of urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 Jace is currently fetching coffee (Death Wish, no cream, no sugar - of course) for her boss, John Bolton. In the likely event that her boss's boss (Cheeto) fires his ass, she has no back up plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 HC is a hunter/gatherer in that he hunts ducks on his old 8-bit Nintendo and gathers used cheeto wrappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 RB would rather watch Stormy Daniels fold her laundry rather than watch Trump address the nation tonight. Actually, that may not be a lie...I know I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 KOA is also poised to address the nation -- on the theory that Stormy Daniels is Azor Ahai and the true heir to the IT. In the video, which lasts five and a half hours, KOA will expound in detail the argument for this theory, which entails a quantitative analysis of the number of times GRRM uses the phrase "much and more" in his opus. And yes, I'd rather watch that that than Trump, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 On 1/8/2019 at 8:34 PM, Count Balerion said: KOA is also poised to address the nation -- on the theory that Stormy Daniels is Azor Ahai and the true heir to the IT. In the video, which lasts five and a half hours, KOA will expound in detail the argument for this theory, which entails a quantitative analysis of the number of times GRRM uses the phrase "much and more" in his opus. And yes, I'd rather watch that that than Trump, too. Count Balerion is one of the other Boys from Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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