Count Balerion Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Tywin et al. have been dressing up as Trump (I believe they now call it "cosplaying"), sneaking into the White House, and waiting to see how long it takes them to get caught and thrown out. The trouble is, since they're sane [that bit isn't a lie!], they never last long before being found out. SAD. The good news is that while in prison for impersonating the president, they have had time to work on their magnum opus, HANDSTANDING FOR DUMMIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandal Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Count Balerion is a masquerading dog. A deferential, compliant, adulatory canine with no canines at all. Spoiler How was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Vandal is the Eagles fan that ate horse poop after Philly won the Superb Owl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Tywin once proclaimed that Christian Ponder, and I quote, “Will lead Minnesota to mulitple championships in years to come.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Ramsay B has the world's largest collection of Fisher Price people in the world. He spends hours each day peeling them -- or, as he likes to put it, "flaying" them. Fisher Price are just happy to have the sales; they aren't fussed as to what he actually does w/ them -- up to and including rolling them downstairs, running after them (which he calls "hunting"), and flaying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 The Greyjoy clan is CB's special obsession. He is working on a book of fan fiction about them he's calling "Ironfish Ascendant". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 To earn some extra cash, Chicken dons a wig and sunglasses and hires himself out as #FakeMelania to an all-too-willing Trump, who, for once, had no problem paying the fee that he owes. "He let's me hold his hand in public!" Trump tells aides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 KOA has 23 daughters and insisted on naming them all Melania. His wife wanted to make at least one or two Plectrud or Gruoch(*), but he wouldn't hear of it. He's been diagnosed with a bad case of melanomania. (*)[Actual names! Gruoch is better known as Lady Macbeth.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proficiency Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Count Balerion spends his days buying vast amounts of Play-Doh, shaping it into a sword, and fighting his imaginary friends with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Proficiency uses play-doh to mold it into body parts it no longer has due to unrestrained self-experimentation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yet another Arya ! Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Knight of Ashes is Cinderella. She used to sleep in the ashes of the hearth thus her mother-in-law gave her the nickname "Cinderella". Fed up with this step-family of morons, she slain everybody with the old rusted sword hanged above the hearth, and asked the fairy godmother to turn her into a badass guy. Now he is the most powerfull warrior of Dinseyworld (special moves: "the Broom of Hell", "the Cinders of Death", and "the Pumpkin over 9000 tons"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 YAA, on the other hand, is the Great Pumpkin, having been transformed into that by the HOBAW when they put her on a mission to murder Linus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 When Mueller attempted to transmit his report on the Russian investigations to the attorney general, CB the mad genius, interrupted the transmission of documents and substituted the last two years worth of Pictionary games instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 When CB submitted Pictionary results in place of Mueller's original text, he took care to leave out any drawings by KoA. Hmm, is there a connection between these two fine individuals we should know about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 HC would know. A conservative estimate finds that 97% of forum posters are his sockpuppets, and most of the others are people he bribed to join in. It's even been theorised that HC is GRRM himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 "It's even been theorised that HC is GRRM himself!" - but certainly not by anyone who knows GRRM as well as CB does. After all, he is GRRM's barber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 HC tastes really good, even his wife likes the taste. He will be served at the closing cast party after a long, slow roast on a spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 GP is feverishly attempting to make play-doh taste better. He's currently attempting to blend the flavors of grass, leaves and peppercorns. Results, unfortunately, have been slow and mixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Tywin's biggest tragedy is that he got bitten by a radioactive spider and.. ...nothing happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Shh, everyone be nice. The eyepatch Knight of Ashes wears under that hair is a from a serious accident and his eyesocket wont hold a fake eye. Be nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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