Kaminsod Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 GrapefruitPerrier is rumored to have written a forbidden cookbook discussing over 100 recipes, all of which involve human flesh to some extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Kaminsod's favourite dish in that cookbook is Fricasseed Trump Brain with Cottage Cheese in Peanut Sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good! Anne Rice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Grapefruit does life size sculptures of Kellyanne Conway and puts them in his front yard for all to behold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Ramsay B. has fantasies about chasing an undressed Ms. Conway with a pack of vicious gerbils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Like his idol, Ramsay Bolton, Count Balerion loves nothing better than flaying rivals, enemies, and sundry others. He catalogues the skins he takes and makes accessories for relatives of the victim. A Theon clutch for Asha, that sort of thing. Gruesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I sure hope I dont run into the Tasmanian Devil ,that is one bad dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 GP is actually a mango tequilla. Literally. He posts by getting drunk by random people, and taking over their minds. Yes, he comes with a liquid mind control device at no extra cost! Buy today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 13, 2019 Author Share Posted April 13, 2019 Count Balerion on the other hand, likes to create ASOIAF themed drinks. His latest, Melisandre's Shade, is made of tomato juice, ouzo, and a table spoon of black strap molasses. CB is proud of its awfulness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 After watching GOT's season 8 premiere episode, Chicken's biggest and only question was "HOW COME JAIME'S NOT BLONDE ANYMORE???!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Knight of Ashes said: After watching GOT's season 8 premiere episode, Chicken's biggest and only question was "HOW COME JAIME'S NOT BLONDE ANYMORE???!!" Actually my biggest question is wtf has KoA done to his av this time?! You're starting to look like my nephew. Do you live in Chicago by any chance? No seriously, the reason my only question about ep.1 was about Jamie, is because super hacker, KoA hi-jacked my HBO and the only bit that slipped through featured JL. Meaning I missed the whole dang thing, pretty much. Anybody care to fill a brother in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 In the days of his wayward youth, Chicken realized that he had a toenail fungus fetish, which he was forcibly cured of when he got slapped in the face a kajillion times by numerous hens screaming the all-too familiar refrain "I'm not getting toenail fungus for you, you disgusting pervert!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 We all need the power grid. Electricity runs our computers and our lives. Very few of us humans spends even a moment thinking about the grid - that would be like thinking about oxygen - which most don't. We take it for granted. KoA is not most people. His days and nights are one long lament about the inefficiency of the grid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proficiency Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Honeyed Chicken never really got over that toenail fungus fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 18, 2019 Author Share Posted April 18, 2019 No, I never did get over that toenail fungus, nor did I get over the fact that Proficiency genetically engineered that fungus in his midnight lab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 HC is just jealous. All his attempts to produce toenail fungus have produced nothing but dragons. Embarrassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 CB wears a cape to cover up his tramp stamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proficiency Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Tywin et al is jealous that CB can hide his tramp stamp. Tywin's is displayed for all the world to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 Could there be anything sadder than the tears of a clown? Yes, there could! An accountant who forgot that April 15 is tax day, as Proficiency did this year when he booked flights to Hawaii for the first two weeks of April - then remembered and had to cancel (very expensive). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proficiency Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Honeyed Chicken was retroactively inserted into ASoIaF lore. He was a Reyne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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