Count Balerion Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Proficiency, on the other hand, is the 217th ice spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proficiency Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Count Balerion isn't Balerion at all, he is Viserion. You know what that means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Proficiency walks around insisting he's still alive but is actually one of the Undead. His reasoning goes "If I'm undead, how come I smell the same as when I was alive??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 The Knight of Ashes isn't a Knight at all. In fact he is actually 2 imps standing on top of each other in a suit of armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted May 8, 2019 Author Share Posted May 8, 2019 Lyanna never could find a font that suited her, so she made up her own composed of cartoon characters twisted to the shape of each letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 honeyed chicken was on this forum for 4 years before realizing he forgot to capitalize his name. By then it was too late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted May 9, 2019 Author Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Joey Crows said: honeyed chicken was on this forum for 4 years before realizing he forgot to capitalize his name. By then it was too late... C'mon guy, these are s'posed to be LIES! If there's a MacDonald's burger wrapper on the side of the road, or starbucks cup, or pizza box, J.Crow hates for it to be lonely. He reaches down to the floor of the passenger side of his ride and plucks a matching piece of trash from "the supply" there and flings out to keep the other company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 HC runs a dating service for road rubbish. It's called Roadmance. So far, it's not terribly profitable, I'm sorry to say. Styrofoam cups aren't what you'd call loaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted May 12, 2019 Author Share Posted May 12, 2019 If there's a more complicated way to complete a simple task, CB will find it and employ it. Scrubbing out a toilet with a big brush and cleanser? That's for slobs. CB uses Q-tips and alcohol. Spreading peanut butter on bread with a butter knife? Where's the challenge in that? CB uses a scalpel (and hardly ever cuts himself). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Chicken posted the last lie on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted May 24, 2019 Author Share Posted May 24, 2019 On 5/19/2019 at 11:19 AM, Knight of Ashes said: Chicken posted the last lie on this thread. "I am telling a lie." Spock to computer shortly before it blew a fuse trying to work out the logic of his statement. KoA is really into death go carts. What are death go carts, you ask? They're little motorless, brakeless cars made of various materials - sometimes wood, more often, steel. Need gravity, i.e. a steep hill, to go. KoA, of course, would never get in such a contraption. The fun for him is persuading some hapless fool to climb in behind the wheel, give them a little shove to get started, then watch the fun, disappearing just before the police and ambulances arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Chicken owns the largest collection of soundtrack lps to porno films featuring Ron Jeremy and only Ron Jeremy ever!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 This is the slowest moving Outrageous Lies thread I've ever seen, but I don't think it has anything to do with the hex KoA put on Westeros.org. He's just not that good a magician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 It probably has to do w/ HC's insidious -- nay, loathsome -- habit of prank-phoning games forum posters and playing a compilation soundtrack of Sand Snake dialogue. The sheer horribility of the dialogue destroys our souls and drives us mad, so that we're too distracted to post. Why does he do it? For the evulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary and excruciating humiliations and rejections, CB is stubbornly holding onto the belief that speaking in parseltongue makes him an irresistible chick magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 Block by painstaking block, KoA has built and supplied a bunker to sustain him through Trumpageddon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 One morning, Chicken woke up filled with self-loathing due to a lurid dream involving Sarah Huckabee Sanders. While washing his face, he looked at himself at the bathroom mirror and yelled "Why can't you dream about Ivanka the way Donald does??!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 KoA is the lucky one. Now that she's free of her WH duties, Sanders has promised to come over once a week to do KoA's laundry. She also vows to pay special attention to his boxer shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 honeyed chicken is only pretending to understand all the political back and forth going on in this thread. He's secretly from Canada.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 JC has binge-watched season 8 so many times that it is doing strange things to his mind. The latest was when he thought his dog Wooffy was a dragon, and tried to use him to burn down a city. Then he made a bizarre totalitarianesque speech with his dog standing behind him and (as he imagined) spreading his wings ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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