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Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster, #25: Only the Biggest, Juiciest WHOPPERS!


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Count Balerion's father, Duke Balerion, famously told an idiot with a bad haircut and shitty moustache that he "might as well lead the National Socialist German Workers Party" as an offhand insult after the man fumbled an easy bar trivia question.

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Tywin only plays fantasy football because he thinks that’s what “lads” do. He secretly keeps spreadsheets charting the box office returns of films shot in Central European countries because he really likes Hollywood but really loves the progress of social capital in former Soviet republics. He’s more complex than he lets on...

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HC is David Boonioff's personal valet, and it's largely thanks to him that we got a season 8 at all. He's the one who turned Boonioff's drunken ramblings into a script, albeit not a very coherent one. He's especially proud of "Her Satanic Majesty". "That's deep," he says. What Boonioff actually said was "Hrstnnnnnnnckmudgescheeeeeeeeeeeeese." Now that really IS deep.

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Among the many unhealthy obsessions available to the modern global citizen, daily uptake of "news" tops the list as the worst for you. KoA is a prime example of this malady. I think we may need to perform an intervention for him.

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Honeyed chicken is a member of a commune of misfits known as the "roadkill mafia".  They are a collection of souls put together from various creatures who had suffered an untimely fate.  The community shaman collects these poor souls (donations are gladly accepted) and salvages whatever parts he can to attach to other salvaged parts.  Where else can you find a turduck or a ratcoon?

A side effect of re-animation is that the creatures, sorry, they prefer to be referred to as "roadies", is that they speak perfect English, but with a cockney accent.

 

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10 hours ago, Knight of Ashes said:

CB woke up from a dream where Donald Trump was sitting on his face while poop-tweeting. One would think CB woke up screaming from this nightmare like any sane person would, but he woke up languidly and spent the rest of the day with a smile on his lips.

You get points for "laguidly". :)

In my day (yes, youngsters, go ahead and roll your eyes at the old fart), boys built their own go carts in the back yard from bits and scraps. But in the same way the old Clinton with the Briggs and Stratton engine being pushed by a kid has been replaced by teams of hustling 30 somethings riding $10,000 zero turns mowing your suburban lawn, go carts are now big business, and souped up to the nines. The fact that a 35 y.o. KoA is out there in his $5,000 deluxe GO-GO Special (with a cup holder even), bumping elbows (and fenders) with ten year olds does not cause so much as a raised eyebrow now.

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