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Outrageous Lies About the Previous Poster, #25: Only the Biggest, Juiciest WHOPPERS!

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Chick was the one to snag the newt eyes off the pizza because he was looking for some reason to drop by Jez's wicca party...

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HC makes milkshakes with eye of newt, but instead of drinking them he feeds them to demon rabbits and forces them to post bizarre theories like "Joffrey is actually an enormous pickled onion". That's actually one of the more mainstream ones. But since they're demon rabbits, we should probably cut them some slack.

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HC makes milkshakes with eye of newt, but instead of drinking them he feeds them to demon rabbits and forces them to post bizarre theories like "Joffrey is actually an enormous pickled onion". That's actually one of the more mainstream ones. But since they're demon rabbits, we should probably cut them some slack.

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HC killed Joffrey! He was the 71st course, and had a slow-acting poison that only worked on obnoxious incest bastards! How durst he murther that hero!

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CB writes the best ASOIAF fan fiction ever. If only there were awards for the quality of the words combinations he commits to his documents.

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Honeyed Chicken once had a promising relationship with a plucky young duckling.  However, soon enough, he got cocky.  The whole affair ran afowl.

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RB never learned how to cook, despite this he managed to lie his way through the job interview at one of Westeros finest restaurants. After they found out how poor he was in the kitchen his only option was to take the black, where he is now ironically a chef.

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Honeyed chicken has prophetic dreams.  He once dreamt that he was spinning uncontrollably in a pool of water.  The next day, his washing machine broke.  Another time, he dreamt that he had beans on toast for breakfast, and then you'll never guess what happened!  He had an omelette.  It doesn't always work.

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jezzie once looked upon my form and wept...

...ok everyone weeps but she danced naked and chanted shame...shame....

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Rocksniffer has been googling "mushroom dick" and "yeti pubes" over and over for the past couple of days just to reassure himself that his junk is better than President Fungus Phallus.

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