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Jez Bell thinks becoming a dragon is all about the makeup. Her experiments in this goal have grown ever more bizarre. So far she has not yet become a dragon, but she has succeeded in attracting a lot of strange looks.

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HC thinks he's cracked the question of "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?".  

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1 hour ago, honeyed chicken said:

Jez is mounting a campaign to get Westeros.org to count game forum posts same as other posts.

well yes.  Obviously!

 

HC has always hated the idiom "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar".  Everyone knows that you can catch even more flies with some semi-fresh roadkill.

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KoA is setting up a roller coaster track on his estate near Sheridan, Wyoming. It's specially made so he can drive his Beemer on it without getting totally killed - only partially killed. ;)

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10 hours ago, Howlin' Howland said:

HC eats his french fries with mayonnaise and doesn't care if anyone knows.

Nor should anyone. Even better if there's a little horseradish in the mayo. :)

Once on a canoe trip up the Amazon HH was a costed by a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses at a camp site. Though the temps were in the high 30s centigrade and humidity hovering just south of 100%, they were dressed as if canvasing in American suburbia. The two young JWs seemed impossibly oblivious to the absurdity of what they were doing, as they attempted to hand HH  some pamphlets and give him their spiel. HH completely lost his mind and went all pagan on them, tying the two to a stake and roasting them for the gods to enjoy. Meanwhile, native tribesmen watching from the trees were impressed with HH's performance and embraced him like a long lost brother. He embraced them back and lives among them to this day.

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HC was the anonymous source that penned the letter to the New York Times informing the world that he puts laxative powder in Trump's oatmeal every morning so Donnie will be too busy going to the loo to cause WW3.

Edited by Knight of Ashes

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KoA is convinced that Trump is Azor Ahai. This is why he keeps taking the White House tour and stands in line to meet the president. He then has to be seized by security because he grabs the nearest female in line and offers her to Trump as Nyssa Nyssa.

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2 hours ago, Count Balerion said:

KoA is convinced that Trump is Azor Ahai. This is why he keeps taking the White House tour and stands in line to meet the president. He then has to be seized by security because he grabs the nearest female in line and offers her to Trump as Nyssa Nyssa.

CB believes that during the Cold War an East German scientist named Hans Fiedermarch developed a technique to control the psychology of large populations by using targeted spelling and grammar mistakes in popular publications.  Ever since then he has dedicated himself to policing the grammar and spelling of everyone he meets on social media in order to prevent the rise of the Grammar Nazis.

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HH has developed a new chocolate candy called the Kardashi Bar in honor of everyone's favorite reality star (from several years ago). This candy is noteworthy because it shaped . . .  just like a chocolate bar should be.

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