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roeh61

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I'm thinking I would tell Maestor Aemon to take the crown and prevent Mad King Aerys from ascending the throne.

"Look, Rhaegar, I know you think Lyanna is important, but trust me, you're gonna want to have Arthur Dayne watching you're princely ass at the Trident. Just keep him between you and Robert. I mean, it's what he's paid for. Trust me."

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"Lord Tywin, if you will excuse me for interrupting you in such an, ahem, inconvenient place, I need to inform you that you are about to be confronted with an angry midget with a crossbow. Now you may or may not be aware that Shae is currently occupying your lordship's bed, but be that as it may, I would strongly advise against you using the word "whore" during the next ten minutes. Thank you for your time."

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"Lord Tywin, if you will excuse me for interrupting you in such an, ahem, inconvenient place, I need to inform you that you are about to be confronted with an angry midget with a crossbow. Now you may or may not be aware that Shae is currently occupying your lordship's bed, but be that as it may, I would strongly advise against you using the word "whore" during the next ten minutes. Thank you for your time."

:rofl:

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"Excuse me, King Robb, can I have a moment of your time? Thank you, you see that once this wedding begins and they start playing the Rains of Castamere, it would be a great time for you to call in your army, I think they'd enjoy a rousing song like that. Thank you, you will thank me someday."

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"Lord Tywin, if you will excuse me for interrupting you in such an, ahem, inconvenient place, I need to inform you that you are about to be confronted with an angry midget with a crossbow. Now you may or may not be aware that Shae is currently occupying your lordship's bed, but be that as it may, I would strongly advise against you using the word "whore" during the next ten minutes. Thank you for your time."

superb :)

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