Hugorfonics Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Dorian Martell's son said: Nope. First, a family therapist does not possess the training to deal with their psychosis. At best therapy would only help them understand why. And barring a westerosi sex offender registry, there would be no long term incentive for them to keep it up . Theres other reasons to not rape and murder aside form winding up on a sex offender list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shouldve Taken The Black Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 36 minutes ago, Ylath's Snout said: Considering the Maseters' are the primary caregivers to all the families mention and their pretty godawful results maybe they need to let other people have a try? I'd like to see Qyburn give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylath's Snout Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 40 minutes ago, Shouldve Taken The Black said: I'd like to see Qyburn give it a go. Qyburn going full necromancer on Joanna Lannister might have work TBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Hugorfonics said: Theres other reasons to not rape and murder aside form winding up on a sex offender list. Only if you are not a psychopath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazenburn Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I'm going to throw in House Baratheon. Stannis is pretty obviously bitter about Robert giving Storm's End to Renly, Robert doesn't quite understand or care that Stannis is angry at him, and Renly just doesn't give a ****. None of them are psychos like Euron, Cersei, or Ramsay, though, so there's probably hope of working it out. And just imagine what could have happened if Robert had been surrounded by trustworthy allies instead of Littlefinger and the Lannisters. Could the entire War of Five Kings have been averted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugorfonics Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Dorian Martell's son said: Only if you are not a psychopath Psychopaths dont care if theyre on a list, and they need therapy more then anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Hugorfonics said: Psychopaths dont care if theyre on a list, and they need therapy more then anyone else. The list is for everyone else, and yes, but a family therapist does not have the skillset to help them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugorfonics Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Dorian Martell's son said: The list is for everyone else, and yes, but a family therapist does not have the skillset to help them It depends on the therapist. Victarion and Aeron clearly have repressed emotions that deal within the family, Victarion seems to be improving his resolve from talks with the dusky woman. Aeron is silent about the rusty hinge and confronting that issue would help his badly needed sick brain. (Although being that religious is almost always difficult) Asha also seems to not know her part and is mentally lost, not all issues are as family oriented as her uncles, but some still are. Theon, come on. Dudes mad suicidal. He needs any type of therapist now. And Euron. I dont know how well Euron can be cured. Kings in therapy are still kings, ask Tony Soprano. His ambition will never fall behind his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Peres Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 The Martells could use a therapy. Arianne seems to have some problems with Doran and Quentyn but nothing that big to turn them into psychos trying to kill each other like the Lannisters or Bolton. The Tully could also use a little help when dealing with Lysa... but I don't belive it would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeves Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 On 10/1/2018 at 7:28 PM, Damsel in Distress said: Bolton Stark Lannister Yup 4. Tully. Hoster forced his daughter to abort. That's fucked up. 5. Manderly. Eating the dead and enjoying it. That's also fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeves Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Counseling in Westeros is talking to a septon. The Greyjoys answer to a different god. They are normal by his standards. Stealing is ok in his teachings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shouldve Taken The Black Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 7 hours ago, The First Bloodrider said: 5. Manderly. Eating the dead and enjoying it. That's also fucked up. I don't see how family therapy would resolve that. On the other hand, Hosteen and Aenys might benefit from a therapy session with the pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lluewhyn Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 All of the Starks individually sitting on couches and telling their therapists "I just don't understand it, I keep feeling like my life is some kind of Shakespearean tragedy....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLightning Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 The Greyjoys? Theon and Aeron...that's a hell yes. Victarion is a maybe; he needs therapy but will it work? Maybe. Asha and Euron? Either they don't really need a therapist or a therapist wouldn't work.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curled Finger Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 I think a family would have to want to get help to be helped. Tywin wouldn't put up with this crap. Mace wouldn't do it unless Tywin did it. Roose actually seems to like his family dynamics. Hrm...Stannis wouldn't have it for a minute unless the therapist could swear ships to his cause. Edmure would do pretty much anything to get his family back together. Lysa's probably too fargone to identify and deal with her problems without the aid of strong psychotropics. Doran would just lock a therapist up in a tower until he felt like talking about anything. The Greyjoys? What's wrong with the Greyjoys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANDON GREYSTARK Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 On 10/1/2018 at 7:26 PM, honorable men said: List your top 3 dysfunctional families that might benefit from a family therapist 1. Cleganes 2.Lannisters 3.Greyjoys 4. Martells 5.Tullys 6Freys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANDON GREYSTARK Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, BRANDON GREYSTARK said: 1. Cleganes 2.Lannisters 3.Greyjoys 4. Martells 5.Tullys 6Freys I threw in three more for good measure . All happy families are alike , while all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way , but Westeros families are completely nuts . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aline de Gavrillac Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 On 10/3/2018 at 9:33 AM, Lluewhyn said: All of the Starks individually sitting on couches and telling their therapists "I just don't understand it, I keep feeling like my life is some kind of Shakespearean tragedy....." Here is one such therapy session for a Stark: Maester Sigmund, Ph.D., M.D., DDS, DVM, & ED.S : How are you feeling today? Arya Stark snaps back: Tired. Maester Sigmund: Did you sleep well, child? Arya Stark: I got up and howled at the moon. Padded over to the Heart Tree, squatted, and peed. Then got back to howling at the moon. Maester Sigmund: And pray tell me, child. Why made you do such a thing? Arya Stark: I needed to pee, dumbass. Maester Sigmund: I meant howl at the moon. Why did you howl at the moon? Arya Stark: It was full. Why else. Maester Sigmund: Did you feel better after, er, taking a leak? Arya Stark: No. I still get the urge to murder people. Maester Sigmund: You have anger issues. How did it all start? What could bring a child to feel such terrible things? Arya Stark: It all started when the other girls started calling me Horseface. Last christmas, I got hay nuts from my sister. Maester Sigmund: And the bastard. What about him? You two are close. You even look alike. Tell me about him. Arya Stark: The weirwoods talk to me. They tell me we're going to die and become a wolf pack some day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeves Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 On 10/7/2018 at 3:27 PM, Aline de Gavrillac said: Here is one such therapy session for a Stark: Maester Sigmund, Ph.D., M.D., DDS, DVM, & ED.S : How are you feeling today? Arya Stark snaps back: Tired. Maester Sigmund: Did you sleep well, child? Arya Stark: I got up and howled at the moon. Padded over to the Heart Tree, squatted, and peed. Then got back to howling at the moon. Maester Sigmund: And pray tell me, child. Why made you do such a thing? Arya Stark: I needed to pee, dumbass. Maester Sigmund: I meant howl at the moon. Why did you howl at the moon? Arya Stark: It was full. Why else. Maester Sigmund: Did you feel better after, er, taking a leak? Arya Stark: No. I still get the urge to murder people. Maester Sigmund: You have anger issues. How did it all start? What could bring a child to feel such terrible things? Arya Stark: It all started when the other girls started calling me Horseface. Last christmas, I got hay nuts from my sister. Maester Sigmund: And the bastard. What about him? You two are close. You even look alike. Tell me about him. Arya Stark: The weirwoods talk to me. They tell me we're going to die and become a wolf pack some day. Diagnosis is, this is one fucked up kid. Prescription, lock her up in a mental institution for the criminally insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moiraine Sedai Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 On 10/7/2018 at 2:57 PM, BRANDON GREYSTARK said: 1. Cleganes 2.Lannisters 3.Greyjoys 4. Martells 5.Tullys 6Freys I would leave out the Freys. They are actually a normally functioning bunch. Much better than their noble peers. The old man supports his bastards and teaches them to value family. He even kept the retarded Jinglebells around when another father might have drowned the boy. He's a better man than Hoster. He gave Walda a very generous dowry. He tries to set up the best foster families for his grandkids. He's one of the best patriarchs in Westeros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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