Brandon Ice-Eyes Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 In one of Theon’s/Reek’s chapters, he ponders if Roose Bolton ever cries and if he does, does his tears turn to Ice. This got me wondering, Roose Bolton never cries, would he cry though if he watched Top 10 Anime Betrayals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 He only cries after having an extremely emotionally connected and intense sexual encounter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollygag Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dorian Martell's son said: He only cries after having an extremely emotionally connected and intense sexual encounter About made me lose my milkshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandrax Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Yes. He would lament imperfection of his own betrayal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Ice-Eyes Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Dorian Martell's son said: He only cries after having an extremely emotionally connected and intense sexual encounter Knew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Lollygag said: About made me lose my milkshake. What part of emotionally intense sex is so gross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorian Martell's son Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, •Brandon Ice Eyes said: Knew it He does love making his wife squeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollygag Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 40 minutes ago, Dorian Martell's son said: What part of emotionally intense sex is so gross? It's not emotionally intense sex. It's naked Roose + naked Walda + intense + sex + crying of all things. I'm very visual and ewwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Ice-Eyes Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Dorian Martell's son said: He does love making his wife squeal Wait a second, this could be the start of a new theory. He will make the northerners bow down to him by showing his tender side. How could i have been so blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moiraine Sedai Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to Cry if he wants to Cry if he wants to You would cry too if it happened to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Ice-Eyes Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, Moiraine Sedai said: It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to Cry if he wants to Cry if he wants to You would cry too if it happened to you I confess I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legitimate_Bastard Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Roose is not a big girl. Big girls don't cry. Therefore, ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneSnow Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Maybe he'd cry if he stubbed his toe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindsayLohan Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Does Westeros have Legos? Once Walda fires off a kid, the Dreadfort is going to be filled with Legos and assorted toys. It's inevitable that he would step on one, and from that day forth, the Leech Lord will know what true torture entails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legitimate_Bastard Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 When Roose was a boy he made skin cloaks for all his lego men by flaying rabbits. Skin lego = skeggo. Skeggo is similar to Skagos, therefore Roose is the King of Skagos and has a unicorn. He wields a unicorn horn war horn that summons an ice dragon that will fight on the side of the Deep Ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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