Ferocious Veldt Roarer Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 5 hours ago, The Coconut God said: I don't get the protection angle either. If anything, this is an invitation for other people to come up with potentially offensive and dangerous Azor Ahai theories of their own in hopes of figuring out the secret. What kind of message can it possibly send? Could it be praising Hitler? Mocking Islam? Condoning rape? Unmasking the Illuminati? Questioning the cuteness of kittens? Some of those are just flat out impossible, if one is familiar with GRRM's works (kittens not being cute? come on!). And anyway, the alleged theory doesn't exist, so the point is moot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coconut God Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 56 minutes ago, Ferocious Veldt Roarer said: Some of those are just flat out impossible, if one is familiar with GRRM's works (kittens not being cute? come on!). And anyway, the alleged theory doesn't exist, so the point is moot. Ahh, but don't you see?! If George truly though that kittens were cute, the lion would have been the supreme sacrifice for Lightbringer, not Nissa Nissa, for what is a lion if not a big kitty? Not to mention he hasn't given us a single PoV chapter of Tommen playing with his kittens. I call that a blatant proof of bias! The dreadful truth has surfaced... #Theoryguard has failed. Beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverthorndale Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 OP claims that this wouldn't have been offensive at the time that George was planting his seeds, but that now a shift in the political climate (and the extremist groups that change brought about) would make him a target. I can only assume he's referring to the Social Justice Warmongers, as I can't see George caring about offending Antifa, the alt-right (i.e ethnonationalists) and such groups. Is Azor Ahai related to gender, relations between men and women (that's my guess - look to Nissa Nissa being stabbed through the heart), globalism, Islamism, illegal immigration (walls and wildlings?), gun control and shootings, or some other hot button issue of today? Perhaps OP thinks this bombshell is even what's stopping George from finishing the story. Or, OP, is this revelation something that you think won't be figured out with the completion of the story, and is more of a bonus that only book nerds would gleam either way? I hope this group votes to allow the theory to be posted. I really can't see any viable reason for it not to be. George can defend himself from the extemists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Map Guy Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share Posted November 25, 2018 Looks like the Theoryguard is leaning on majority vote on releasing the theory, even without a few members checking in. So stay tuned...perhaps within 24 hours. I am busy with something else at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neddy's Girl Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, The Map Guy said: Looks like the Theoryguard is leaning on majority vote on releasing the theory, even without a few members checking in. So stay tuned...perhaps within 24 hours. I am busy with something else at the moment. Woo hoo! Don't know how I'll get through the next 24 hours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neddy's Girl Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 37 minutes ago, The Coconut God said: Not to mention he hasn't given us a single PoV chapter of Tommen playing with his kittens. I call that a blatant proof of bias! I would expect a POV from Ser Pounce himself. Plus, look at the kitties we do see, e.g. Balerion - bit of a bastard. Definitely biased against felines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Map Guy Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share Posted November 25, 2018 If you guys haven't already...read R+L=J&M Part I, II and III. Part IV is not needed. Top Secret Theory is more of an extension of Part II. You will be confused less when you read Part V (aka Top Secret Theory) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coconut God Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 32 minutes ago, Neddy's Girl said: I would expect a POV from Ser Pounce himself. Plus, look at the kitties we do see, e.g. Balerion - bit of a bastard. Definitely biased against felines. With any luck, a convenient catastrophe will clear the throne room of humans and allow Balerion to take over and name Ser Pounce and his friends into his Catsguard. It would be the only way for George to save face and avoid a public scandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 22 hours ago, Corvo the Crow said: So now that 6 others know it, they can at least tell us if it holds water or would hold some water after some tin foiling, right? oh there are more than just 6 others that know. maybe those 6 others know all the details, but some of the Theory guard have not been guarding things as well as OP hoped. and from what I know, you really don't want to know. its better to make up your own theories, about the content. and it will make more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymorococh Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Map Guy was so preoccupied with whether they could form #theoryguard, they didn't stop to think if they should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bael's Bastard Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 15 minutes ago, Cymorococh said: Map Guy was so preoccupied with whether they could form #theoryguard, they didn't stop to think if they should. He should have known that life, uh, finds a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Purpurea Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 The good thing about this thread is really, it seems to have drawn out a lot of lurkers (myself included). That must be a positive thing if nothing else. I'm awfully curious now, can't wait how this turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megorova Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 14 hours ago, silverthorndale said: I can only assume he's referring to the Social Justice Warmongers, as I can't see George caring about offending Antifa, the alt-right (i.e ethnonationalists) and such groups. Is Azor Ahai related to gender, relations between men and women (that's my guess - look to Nissa Nissa being stabbed through the heart), globalism, Islamism, illegal immigration (walls and wildlings?), gun control and shootings, or some other hot button issue of today? Maybe, it's related to Star Wars. There's a lot of fans of SW's IRL. Maybe, OP thinks, that GRRM has written in ASOIAF something, that will offend hardcore fans of SW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Jozz of House Hozz Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 @The Map Guy Ten hours left until the deadline for posting it. Please hurry up as I cant contain my excitement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymorococh Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 If this theory is not posted or disappoints me in any way, I will pursue GRRM and ruin ASOIAF FOR EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Ser Jozz of House Hozz said: @The Map Guy Ten hours left until the deadline for posting it. Please hurry up as I cant contain my excitement! I'll give you a tidbit. It has some connection to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Jozz of House Hozz Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, Pebble said: I'll give you a tidbit. It has some connection to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh wow thanks for that! I think I just figured it out... Arnold Schwarzenegger is Ser Robert Strong and he will defeat The Gravedigger who is actually The Hound in Cleganebowl (GET HYPE). Then we find out Arnie is actually Azor Ahai and The Hound is Nissa Nissa and when he thrusts his greatsword in to The Hounds heart he will create Lightbringer and we will have undead Arnold Schwarzenegger leading the battle for the dawn. Am I right??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megorova Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Probably, it's something Terminator-style, with time traveling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three-Fingered Pete Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Megorova said: Probably, it's something Terminator-style, with time traveling. Or someone boffed their maid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 17 minutes ago, Trefayne said: Or someone boffed their maid... HA!! That made it worth the scroll through this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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