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Sandy Clegg

ASOIAF Limericks

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  1. Choose a character from ASOIAF / Dunk & Egg, etc.
  2. Write a Limerick featuring that character. The ruder the better, but that's just me.
  3. Retreat to the pub, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over.

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I love this idea!

Since we are doing a Nan round in Acrophobia:

Nan was so terribly old
Told stories of winters so cold
Her youth, she missed
When Dunk she kissed
Forever to have and to hold

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They say that Joffrey is a jerk,

watches Meryn hit San with a smirk.

No one heedeth his wisdom,

and Tyrion dissed him,

and murther at banquet doth lurk.

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We're going to get shut down for fanfic, but here goes:

There once was a lass from Asshai

Who believed she'd found Azor Ahai

But when the shit hit the fan

She abandoned poor Stan

To make shadow kids with Hot Pie.

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