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ASOIAF Limericks

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  1. Choose a character from ASOIAF / Dunk & Egg, etc.
  2. Write a Limerick featuring that character. The ruder the better, but that's just me.
  3. Retreat to the pub, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over.

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I love this idea!

Since we are doing a Nan round in Acrophobia:

Nan was so terribly old
Told stories of winters so cold
Her youth, she missed
When Dunk she kissed
Forever to have and to hold

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They say that Joffrey is a jerk,

watches Meryn hit San with a smirk.

No one heedeth his wisdom,

and Tyrion dissed him,

and murther at banquet doth lurk.

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There once was a Northman called Ned
Who went south when Jon Arryn was dead
He was made the king's Hand
Things did not go as planned
And he ended up losing his head

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A small little man from the Fingers,

Went to live with some strangers.

He lost his first duel,

But he wasn't a fool,

And went on to deliver some bangers.

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He came from north of the wall,

The Mead King of Ruddy Hall.

He made time with a bear,

Which was only fair,

Cause his member was twice as tall.

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Posted (edited)

This one takes liberties based on the show...

 

Always one for duty,

He first went down on a fire haired beauty.

Not truly a Snow,

But he didn't know,

When he went after some familial booty.

 

Edited by Joey Crows

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Bumping cause this was fun and I wanted to try one more and hopefully you will too!

Always a stickler for grammar,

Living in the shadow of his brother's hammer.

He took over the men from the Reach,

Despite Renly's peach,

Cause a sorceress called him King and sometimes let him jam her...

 

 

 

 

 

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Pretty Sansa's a curious Stark.
And she sorrowf'lly sits in the park
With a song on her mind
And an escort behind
As she ponders the loss of her bark.

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