Sandy Clegg Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Choose a character from ASOIAF / Dunk & Egg, etc. Write a Limerick featuring that character. The ruder the better, but that's just me. Retreat to the pub, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raisin' Bran Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I like this idea. Now if only I could actually think up a limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I love this idea! Since we are doing a Nan round in Acrophobia: Nan was so terribly old Told stories of winters so cold Her youth, she missed When Dunk she kissed Forever to have and to hold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 They say that Joffrey is a jerk, watches Meryn hit San with a smirk. No one heedeth his wisdom, and Tyrion dissed him, and murther at banquet doth lurk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHat Ahai Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 We're going to get shut down for fanfic, but here goes: There once was a lass from Asshai Who believed she'd found Azor Ahai But when the shit hit the fan She abandoned poor Stan To make shadow kids with Hot Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 There once was a Northman called Ned Who went south when Jon Arryn was dead He was made the king's Hand Things did not go as planned And he ended up losing his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 A small little man from the Fingers, Went to live with some strangers. He lost his first duel, But he wasn't a fool, And went on to deliver some bangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 He came from north of the wall, The Mead King of Ruddy Hall. He made time with a bear, Which was only fair, Cause his member was twice as tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 This one takes liberties based on the show... Always one for duty, He first went down on a fire haired beauty. Not truly a Snow, But he didn't know, When he went after some familial booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Crows Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Bumping cause this was fun and I wanted to try one more and hopefully you will too! Always a stickler for grammar, Living in the shadow of his brother's hammer. He took over the men from the Reach, Despite Renly's peach, Cause a sorceress called him King and sometimes let him jam her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Pretty Sansa's a curious Stark. And she sorrowf'lly sits in the park With a song on her mind And an escort behind As she ponders the loss of her bark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 Here's a collection of my ASOIAF limericks from the old threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 There was an evil man named Roose With his pet, Andy the evil moose He betrayed and killed his King and that betrayal forever will sting But he didn't regret doing it, cos he's now loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Robb4Ever said: There was an evil man named Roose With his pet, Andy the evil moose He betrayed and killed his King and that betrayal forever will sting But he didn't regret doing it, cos he's now loose. Ah, but Roose is so misunderstood: He'd have stayed for the North if he could. But the shagging of Jeyne Again and again? 'Twas King Robb and his late morning wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 1 hour ago, The Marquis de Leech said: Ah, but Roose is so misunderstood: He'd have stayed for the North if he could. But the shagging of Jeyne Again and again? 'Twas King Robb and his late morning wood. Oh, but Robb was so very young And his deeds were worthy of a song He happened to be winning But, alas, in the world George was spinning He couldn't stay alive for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 10 hours ago, Robb4Ever said: Oh, but Robb was so very young And his deeds were worthy of a song He happened to be winning But, alas, in the world George was spinning He couldn't stay alive for long. His claim to be winning was foam Once the Squids enveloped his home. To draw a comparison With such a small garrison He fell worse than fifth century Rome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 There once was a book for a Game The author won wide held acclaim They made it a show The wait it did grow And now I'm sad - this is lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 4 hours ago, The Marquis de Leech said: His claim to be winning was foam Once the Squids enveloped his home. To draw a comparison With such a small garrison He fell worse than fifth century Rome. George said he was winning And to lie would be sinning George is no liar, no ser Even though he didn't treat his 'children' fair And our patience is thinning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternally_Theirs Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 There was a little girl named Shireen Who was the cutest child the world had ever seen But she had to burn So the tides of battle may turn Still, we wonder what could have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna<3Rhaegar Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 @Ser Leftwich Thanks for the link! I hope you don't mind that I share some of my favorites? To the North it was quite part and parcel That the Starks controlled Winterfell castle Till the ruling small kid Was deposed by a squid Now considered a treacherous arsehole. Alas that the traitorous eunuch Dressed in furs and expensive silk tunic Had cause to exclaim “Lost my balls to a flame And a wizard who chanted spells runic.” ‘Tis said that young Ramsay was vile And that Reek was a weird necrophile Resentment still lingers Over poor Hornwood’s fingers But don’t those two bastards have style? In his quest for the Westeros throne So seldom was Renly alone He held a peach flourishingy And ate it so nourishingly That Loras later spat out the stone. ****JUST TO BE CLEAR, THESE ARE SER LEFTWICH'S LIMERICKS**** There are some really great ones on there! Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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