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PERVerts in ASOIAF? In a series littered with lechery and debauched types, who is the 5 best/worst perverts in the series to date??

 

1. Craster. Dripping in creepiness. Utter filth monger.  

2. Euron Greyjoy. His brother Aeron. FFS. 

3. Robert Baratheon. Not as bad as the top two, but still not the type to chaperone one's maiden daughter to a tourney. 

4. Tormond. By allowing the rumours about fucking a bear. Always talking about his manhood. 

5. Ramsey. Making (F)Araya perform acts with his dogs. Yuck 

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Take out Robert and Tormund off the list and add Tywin and Varamyr.

The first forced his son to watch how they raped his wife and forced him to rape her afterwards.

The second warged in the female wolf whilst she was being mounted by the male one. Probably the same what Euron is doing with the Dusky woman and Victarion

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I'd take Robert Baratheon and Tormund "Giant's Babe" off this list; they seem to embody a fairly average level of masculine grossness. Add in:

Walder Frey and his many, many wives who he basically breeds to their deaths - but he also has bastards! Geld that *hole, now! Also, he's treacherous, lying scum and disloyal, and his bridge fees are too high.

Tywin Lannister is a good addition to the list. Besides his lifelong treatment of his youngest son Tyrion, Tywin orchestrated genocide of the Reyne and Tarbeck families, which seems to be his proudest achievement. He "keeps" mad dogs Gregor Clegane and Amory Lorch, and doesn't hesitate to use them as terrorist forces. He had a big hand in the Red Wedding (along with other list member Walder). In this respect, it was a good comeuppance for him to lose his kingly grandson at Joffrey's own wedding. But then Tywin sat by and let his innocent son (Tyrion, of course) be tried for the regicide. Tywin's death was well deserved, as was the rotting stench his corpse emitted afterwards.

Petyr Baelish is also pretty scummy, with the added advantage of smarminess, whore-mongering (which, I guess, was a valid profession back then, but which we now frown upon), back stabbing, and we can also guess embezzlement and misuse of government resources. Working towards "chaos", he triggered the War of the Five Kings and continued abetting and encouraging royal malfeasance thereafter. Plus, Littlefinger's near pedophilia as regards Sansa and his vicious misuse of her mother, his "one great love".

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1 hour ago, Ser Uncle P said:

PERVerts in ASOIAF? In a series littered with lechery and debauched types, who is the 5 best/worst perverts in the series to date??

 

1. Craster. Dripping in creepiness. Utter filth monger.  

2. Euron Greyjoy. His brother Aeron. FFS. 

3. Robert Baratheon. Not as bad as the top two, but still not the type to chaperone one's maiden daughter to a tourney. 

4. Tormond. By allowing the rumours about fucking a bear. Always talking about his manhood. 

5. Ramsey. Making (F)Araya perform acts with his dogs. Yuck 

Qyburn, Craster, the perverted septon from the Brave Companions, Gregor Clegane and Pycelle.

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Gyldayn, the dirty old man who just can't help mention making certain bawdy comments about Septon Moon and Coryanne Wylde in his great chronicle of Targaryen history... ;) 

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1.  Ramsay Bolton.  Hunts women for fun, and then rapes and flays them.  Ugh!

2.  Rorge.  Makes sexual remarks and rape threats to two ten-year-olds (Arya and Willow)

3.  Petyr Baelish.  Lusts after 13-year old Sansa after arranging her father's death and framing her for murder.  Also sex trafficks her 12-year old highborn friend.

4.  Gregor Clegane.  Leads the gang rape of innkeeper's daughter (and death of her brother).  Tortures innocent villagers for useless information.

5.  Craster.  Rapes his own daughters and makes more daughters.  And the cycle continues.

 

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4 hours ago, Ser Uncle P said:

PERVerts in ASOIAF? In a series littered with lechery and debauched types, who is the 5 best/worst perverts in the series to date??

 

1. Craster. Dripping in creepiness. Utter filth monger.  

 

If this was a “which is the most disgusting and disturbing and deserving-of-a-knife-through-the-eye-ball” thread, Craster would b hands down # 1. So we can ageee on this one.

4 hours ago, Ser Uncle P said:

2. Euron Greyjoy. His brother Aeron. FFS. 

He’s horrible, but would rank # 3 for me, behind # 2, Ramsay Snow - although Ramsay and Craster... tough fight for # 1. 

 

4 hours ago, Ser Uncle P said:

3. Robert Baratheon. Not as bad as the top two, but still not the type to chaperone one's maiden daughter to a tourney. 

Here we must disagree... Robert, as big s PoS as he is, cannot be compared to the likes of Ramsay, Craster, and Euron. 

4 hours ago, Ser Uncle P said:

4. Tormond. By allowing the rumours about fucking a bear. Always talking about his manhood. 

WHAT. Tormund is the best. It’s not his fault he has the most awesome member ever. So I’ll chalk this one up to penis envy. :P

4 hours ago, Ser Uncle P said:

5. Ramsey. Making (F)Araya perform acts with his dogs. Yuck 

He’s so much worse than Robert and Tormund IMO. Robert and Tormund aren’t anywhere near the same league as Craster, Ramsay and Euron. 

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Cersei.Didn't she have sex with her twin brother beside her son's decomposing corpse?

Or Jaime.It takes two....

Edited by redriver

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Dishonorable mention goes to Tywin Lannister and Walder Frey 

-Roose Bolton, A sociopathic serial rapist, enough said

-Ramsay and his men/Gregor and his men/Craster

-Littlefinger, his actions lead directly to the War of the Five Kings and he's also a pedophile. Middlefinger is pretty much the unholy love child of Grima Wormtongue and Humbert Humbert

-Pretty much all the governments of Western Essos aside from Daenerys' faction and Braavos 

-Euron Greyjoy 

“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.”

Euron Greyjoy is the Dark Lord of ASOIAF and is pretty much a Supervillain

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33 minutes ago, Samyaza said:
  1. Wyman Manderly
  2. Tormund Giantsbane
  3. Mance Rayder
  4. The Green Grace
  5. Euron Greyjoy

How the hell is Wyman Manderly worse then all the others? Can you honestly say that Wyman is worse then Euron "A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits" Greyjoy? Correct me if I'm wrong, but Wyman isn't planning on destroying the world any time soon. What about people like Gregor, Ramsay, Roose, Craster, Biter, or Rorge?

Why are Mance and Tormund even on this list? 

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14 hours ago, Eddard Waters said:

Why are Mance and Tormund even on this list? 

Because Jon Snow. Anyone who likes or has a good relationship w/ Jon becomes comparable to Ramsay or Craster or Euron. :rolleyes:

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38 minutes ago, kissdbyfire said:

Because Jon Snow. Anyone who likes or has a good relationship w/ Jon becomes comparable to Ramsay or Craster or Euron. :rolleyes:

We must never forget the fact that Jon Snow is the most evil character in all of fiction, and is far worse then people like Griffith from Berserk, Sheriff Walker from Borrasca, Voldemort from Harry Potter, Morgoth from Tolkien's legendarium, and Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine from Star Wars. 

All people that like the character of Jon Snow are in fact worse then Neo Nazis because not even Hitler is as bad as Jon Snow. 

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23 hours ago, Ser Uncle P said:

PERVerts in ASOIAF? In a series littered with lechery and debauched types, who is the 5 best/worst perverts in the series to date??

 

1. Craster. Dripping in creepiness. Utter filth monger.  

2. Euron Greyjoy. His brother Aeron. FFS. 

3. Robert Baratheon. Not as bad as the top two, but still not the type to chaperone one's maiden daughter to a tourney. 

4. Tormond. By allowing the rumours about fucking a bear. Always talking about his manhood. 

5. Ramsey. Making (F)Araya perform acts with his dogs. Yuck 


Perverts in ASOIAF?

Say it ain't so.

Martin's characters are grey.

Okay let me pick.

Craster, a daughter fucker.

Ramsey, likes to hunt women and peel the skin off people and bestiality.

Gregor and his band of merry men, like to rape and torture.

Littlefinger, chief pimp runs brothels and cares little about his merchandise.

Euron, killed his weak baby brothers and raped a couple other brothers.

Pycelle, likes bed warmers. Ick, old man likes young girls playing with his junk.

I guess the above fit the description of a pervert whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.

Robert isn't a perv, he likes fucking. Girls in ASOIAF are women grown after they bloom.

Tormund isn't a perv. He likes talking about his big dick.

 

 

 

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Craster

Septon Utt

Gregor Clagane

Clayton Suggs

Masters of Yunkai

Ramsay

Rorge

Walder Frey

Littlefinger

Tyrion

Edited by Sigella
forgot Ramsay :p

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