Count Balerion Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Whacking? Eek. I'm not even sure what I thought I meant. I was flipping desperately through a thesaurus and said "Oh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 The thesaurus... an acrophobics best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 30, 2019 Author Share Posted March 30, 2019 ROUND FIVE - EURON GREYJOY How will the psycho pirate sail off into the sunset? 1. Inhaled basilisk-tinged delicacies. Yum! Wrestled squid, negligently. 2. Imperceptibly by the disguised. Yonder witnesses saw no-one. 3. Identity breakdown. Tyroshi Daario yesterday, wicked sailor now. 4. Becoming kinslayer, Damphair hangs cutthroat pirate. 5. Iron born taken down yelling, "Want someone new?!" 6. Idiot berated Theon. Died yelling, "Willy stolen, Nephew?" 7. Bored kooky dragon hilariously carbonizes pirate. 8. In the BALLS...bitten by Asha...Theon laughed! 9. Goes absolutely willingly believing verily “GOD”!!!! Vote for 3 chilling ways to go! Your deadline, should you accept it, will be Wednesday, April 2 at 11:00 pm EST. Please try to get an entry in for this round! It's never too late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 This round is deadly in more senses than one: 6 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1. 4 2. 8 3. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Fragile Bird said: As they say in the PGA, this was moving day for Howlin' Howland, almost equaling his previous total point count with an entry that was funny, sad, gross and possibly realistic, all in one! It's been a while since I had an entry that was this successful. Thanks for the votes everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmit Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1. 2 2. 7 3. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 30, 2019 Author Share Posted March 30, 2019 ROUND SIX, PART A - THEON GREYJOY First the uncle, now the nephew. Theon has certainly suffered greatly in the books. He surely has paid for his sins, hasn't he? He's still alive at the end of the books, will he survive? Naaaaah...George only knows, there ain't enough suffering in Westeros, right? In the HBO series: Spoiler Theon is rescued by his sister 'Yara', but they both get captured by Euron. Theon escapes, and gets branded a coward. Eventually he is forgiven and praised by Jon, and he gathers forces to rescue Yara. He somehow grows some (symbolic) balls, impresses the Ironborn, and leads a rescue mission to save Yara. Did Reek get a bull's eye carved on his forehead? Will he redeem himself in death? Will George get a last laugh and let him live? The only thing we think we know is that he won't be the victim of patricide. Well, unless some Winterfell peasant hid a baby. Your letters: detrbl audsced sahgkbip In the lcodos I hope the letters aren't too grim. Your deadline is Wednesday, April 2 at 11:00 pm EST. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 30, 2019 Author Share Posted March 30, 2019 "sighs" "wipes brow" This really is work, lol, especially when you're lazy. Amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1) 7. Bored kooky dragon hilariously carbonizes pirate. 2) 1. Inhaled basilisk-tinged delicacies. Yum! Wrestled squid, negligently. 3) 5. Iron born taken down yelling, "Want someone new?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 One more entry, folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castellan Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 1. 1 2. 2 3. 8 very good entries peeps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 31, 2019 Author Share Posted March 31, 2019 You guys really like these letters for Theon! Some darn fine entries so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 first) 8. In the BALLS...bitten by Asha...Theon laughed! second) 7. Bored kooky dragon hilariously carbonizes pirate. third) 6. Idiot berated Theon. Died yelling, "Willy stolen, Nephew?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Gabe Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 First: 1 Second: 7 Third: 8 I'm gonna go all @Ser Not Appearing and say most some of you have terrible taste I need would like to hear from @a free shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 3/30/2019 at 3:24 PM, Howlin' Howland said: It's been a while since I had an entry that was this successful. Thanks for the votes everyone! it was an excellent entry...and would have gotten first place from me but for this... Spoiler i went for the skinning just because i am a show fan...so the show arc influenced me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Bell Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Euron: (2) (4) (6) That was seriously cutthroat! It took me a very long time to whittle those down to 3. Well played, everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1st... #2 2nd... #6 3rd... #7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Entries are due in about 9 hours. Tell me if you need more time, although so far everyone seems to love the letters! One person has been sick, so don’t worry about asking for time if you need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 3/30/2019 at 3:35 PM, Fragile Bird said: Reveal hidden contents Your deadline is Wednesday, April 2 at 11:00 pm EST. Wait, is it due Wednesday or April 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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